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I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok. [Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

Thirteenth (13th) of April...

"As flies to wanton boys, are plastic zippers to us." Shakespeare, probably.

Listening to UB40 – The UB40 File, whilst I go about my cleaning. Absolute arse tickler.

There's a club in Toronto called El Mocambo, it's up for sale. Newsreader keeps referring as The El Mocambo, stop this pleonastic bollox! See also: The l'International Hotel The hoi polloi (the The many). PIN number - a tautology. Safe haven Ice-cold Repeat again Minute detail... etc. Stop!

Everything he touches is a fucking failure if he wasn't a crook he'd be broke! 🫤

The son sends me this yesterday, I was crying! Worth a read. A tale from the halls of higher learning...

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

HAAAA! I roll a six, and force you to drink the ovaltine of Dermacedes... your acne flairs and your incel clock extends by four (4) years! Have that, ya nerdy, geek bellend!

You think you're having a bad day? It's turnip's medical today, so some poor MD has to remove the diaper, look up his hoop, and fondle his plums.

one of the most upsetting crimes I know of, is a woman joined up a local Minutemen group to 'patrol the borders' and took it upon herself to rob and murder a family living near the border, including the 9 year old daughter who begged for her life, 'to protect america'

Yep, Putin exchanges a dancer they held on bogus charges for a Russian who exported microelectronics for use with the Russian military. That old chestnut, but sure Donny, The Kremlin's shitting itself.

This morning, Mika and the eponymous talking head of that show had Stephanie Ruhle – a veteran of the banking world – on to outline why trump's capricious tariff deals were detrimental to both stocks and bond markets, and they tried everything to interrupt her. Truly ensconced in trump's colon.