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Approximately 60% water and 40% organic molecules, arranged in a configuration that is, among other things, capable of describing itself in this manner. I write weird little stories and make weird little things. (he/him)
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Dear manager, This week I've been: - losin' sleep, dreamin' about the things that we could be. - putting out fire with gasoline. - waiting so long, to be where I’m going. - through the desert on a horse with no name. - everywhere, man.

#WritersCoffeeClub Feb 23: What is your favorite mistake encountered when editing? I once found an entire conversation where I'd swapped the names of the two characters. I was like, "Wait, why is she saying that when she's... Oh." πŸ˜„

#WordWeavers Feb 23: If your MC were to have a villain arc, what would set it off? I can see Cass going full-on villainess after being cut off in traffic one too many times. πŸ˜„

#ScribesAndMakers Feb 23: I do my best work in ___ ? The afternoon. The living room. A completely different timeline from the one I currently find myself in.

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🦚 Animal #573 πŸͺΈ I figured it out in 7 guesses! 🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ”₯ 39 | Avg. Guesses: 5.8 metazooa.com #metazooa

Apply as needed. β„ž You know where and who.

Spending isn't a β€œconspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov. A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world. It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it. A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.

From our upcoming product safety cautionary tale novella 'The Day They Gave the Dinosaurs Jet Packs'*

#WritersCoffeeClub Feb 22: Is there a book you wish you’d written? There's a book I wish I'd written sooner. In 2016, I was going to write a novel based on one of my short stories. At the time, I didn't have enough experience with writing longer works, so I shelved it.

#Wordle 1,344 2/6* β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 216 words left. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got it in 2. #Obscurdle 776: 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› 78 words left. β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 4 words left. β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 1 word left. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got it in 4. www.stevedegroof.com/obscurdle.html

🐬 Animal #572 🐟 I figured it out in 4 guesses! πŸŸ₯🟨🟨🟩 πŸ”₯ 38 | Avg. Guesses: 5.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

"If Wishes Were Retail" really jumped out at me.

Hey! I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!

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🦑 Animal #571 🐬 I figured it out in 14 guesses! πŸŸ₯🟧🟧🟧🟩🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ”₯ 37 | Avg. Guesses: 5.8 metazooa.com #metazooa

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only: (I'm sure this surprises nobody who knows me.)

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only:

Oh yes, Homer’s famous β€œTes Thdpssssps.” πŸ‘πŸ»

Fine. Everybody happy now?

So I made a SCIENCE VIDEO about the new MOSTE SCIENTIFIQUE method to cook an egg. ...and apparently commenters think this means I do not know how to cook eggs. Y'all. Y'all. www.instagram.com/reel/DGEIvdu...

#ScribesAndMakers Feb 20: Do you measure progress with something quantifiable like word count, or something more abstract, like resolving an issue? For a novel, yeah, I'll have a spreadsheet that I use to log number of words. The spreadsheet calculates progress, number of pages, etc.

Speaking of Agathie Christie, how come she never did this plot? Solution is in the bonus panel: smbc-comics.com/comic/myster...

#WritersCoffeeClub Feb 20: How commercially minded are you? Would you object to selling a hundred thousand books? I'm not really expecting to make money. That said, I'd be perfectly OK if 100,000 people bought and read my books.

I'm this old.

#Wordle 1,342 3/6* β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬› 79 words left. πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨ 3 words left. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got it in 3. #Obscurdle 774: 5/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› 839 words left. πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› 13 words left. β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› 2 words left. 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 1 word left. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got it in 5. www.stevedegroof.com/obscurdle.html

πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί Animal #570 πŸ•·οΈ I figured it out in 8 guesses! πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩 πŸ”₯ 36 | Avg. Guesses: 5.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

What? You mean they're sticking to traveling around in boring old aircraft when they could be spending the trillions they've saved to create a global Hyperloop network? πŸ˜„

Oh, hell. Don't piss off Dolly.

Judge Reyes has a Bachelors of Science. We love to see it.

Waiting for the inevitable "DOGE accidently fires itself".

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πŸ•·οΈ Animal #569 πŸ¦ƒ I figured it out in 3 guesses! 🟧🟨🟩 πŸ”₯ 35 | Avg. Guesses: 5.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

Can someone please help me find people I can follow who read or write dark romance books? So my feed can be fixed. I'm trying to find my people. πŸ–€ Ima just throw out hastags in hope this reaches you all. #writingcommunity #fantasylit #romancelit #bookrecommendations

Many of Those Much-Hyped DOGE β€˜Receipts’ Aren’t Adding Up #StopElonMusk #ElonMuskTheLiar www.thedailybeast.com/many-of-thos... via @thedailybeast

It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming

BREAKING: National Weather Service staff fired for using the word "climate"; replaced by 'Data Specialist' Luka Deeznutz. Tomorrow's forecast: Cloudy with 137% chance of updog.

πŸ”΄ A newly released video shows the exact moment of the impact of Delta Connection flight 4819 at YYZ by airmainengineer #deltaairlines #avgeek #accident

#WritersCoffeeClub Feb 18: Do you agree with Flannery O’Connor, who said, β€œI write because I don’t know what I think until I read what I say”? I think I agree with the general concept. Sometimes you need to externalize a thought before you can fully comprehend it.

#ScribesAndMakers Feb 18: Do I have multiple creative outlets? Are they a distraction or do they work synergistically? I have a bunch of creative outlets and, yeah, they're a distraction. But, honestly, I'd probably be able to balance my time better if it weren't for all the doomscrolling.

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