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We need different hosts. Nick and Vanessa are useless and as charismatic as cardboard. #LoveIsBlind

Oh my god, these men are TRASH. Like more trashy than we knew! I’m so glad these amazing women were smart and did not marry these awful pieces of TRASH. #LoveIsBlind

Molly having all the women’s backs! Shutting down Devin’s LIES. #LoveIsBlind

So if Taylor’s on top she has to look at her own eyes looking back at her? 👀 #LoveIsBlind

I was very sad about a certain character’s death in #Invincible until I heard Doug Bradley voicing the Technicians and sounding very Pinhead-esque. I fangirled myself right out of sadness.

Do we do earthquake posts here? #LosAngeles

Watching #Paradise was a mistake. It’s just ramping up my never-ending anxiety. Sterling K Brown is brilliant though.

Oh Michols 😭😭😭 We love you #SouthernHospitality

Keep the camera on Molly’s face because her expressions are my expressions watching this reunion. #SouthernHospitality

First of all, poor Maddie. These are not your friends. Second: listen to Mia!! Will and Emmy are garbage and using you to keep heat off themselves! They deserve each other. #SouthernHospitality

Do we believe Will? I do not. Because there’s just too much heat and rumors around him that he’s coming across very sus and Emmy is going insane. #SouthernHospitality

These three women navigating their toxic friend group is my favorite storyline of this season. 😂😂😂 #TheWhiteLotus

Molly is such a girl’s girl and I love her. #LoveIsBlind

Virginia and Sara - do not marry these men who will vote against your rights as women! I better see some leaving of garbage men at the aisle this season. Virginia, Sara, and Lauren need to run. Jury’s still out on Joey and Monica. #LoveIsBlind

Ashamed to be an American today. Disgraceful.

CRAIG. IS. A. LIAR. Please, I’m begging y’all to acknowledge that he lives in an alternate reality!! #SouthernCharm

Molly. No. You are too good for Shep! #SouthernCharm

I don’t like Sutton or Dorit so this is the best kind of fight. I don’t care who wins, just give me the bloodbath. #RHOBH

POORIT?!?! SUTTON! #RHOBH

If anything happens to Belinda, Mook, Gaitok, or Carrie Coon’s character whose name I don’t remember at the moment, I WILL RIOT. #TheWhiteLotus

The new White Lotus theme song hits better this time around. I still miss the old one, but I’m not as mad. It’s very mature of me.

Does Dave understand that women can fuck without feelings too? Men don’t hold the trademark on that. We like sex without strings too. God, I hate him. Lauren run. #LoveIsBlind

What is this baby voice, Virginia?! Talk like a grown up! #LoveIsBlind

Dave and Lauren are so awkward around each other it’s painful. No more scenes of them. I can’t take it. #LoveIsBlind

Shep’s behavior is the beginning of a Dateline episode #SouthernCharm

This is psychotic. Shep is PSYCHOTIC. What is happening. Sienna, run. #SouthernCharm

I think I’m going to pass away from the secondhand embarrassment and cringe happening with Shep being…Shep. #SouthernCharm

I’ve missed John Oliver so much 😭😭😭 #LastWeekTonight

Is The White Lotus just one big tourism commercial because I would very much like to go to Thailand please

Perchance? You can’t just say, “perchance,” Mr. Milchick #Severance

Omg when I die, please have a watermelon sculpture of my head to partake in. 😂 #Severance

Kendrick plus the Chiefs getting demolished might make this the best Super Bowl in a long time

As a Cowboys fan, I hate the Eagles. But I hate the Chiefs just so so so much more. So fly, Eagles, fly! 🦅 Please win this Super Bowl.

If I heard you cheated on my friend, I wouldn’t say hi to you either, Will. #SouthernHospitality

Ubah is better than me. That bridge would be burned and gone. No forgiveness, and definitely no hugs. #RHONY

It’s a cult, Rebecca. Scientology is a fucking cult. Ask Leah Remini. YOU ARE IN A CULT. #RHONY

Rebecca - Delayna from Los Angeles wants to know where is Shelly Miscavige? #RHONY

Kyle is not needed on this show. She has contributed nothing this episode and it’s been fine. #RHOBH