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delecti.bsky.social
Amateur peacock. 🦚🏳️‍🌈 Professionally sarcastic. Offially ADHD and Autistic. Discord (and basically every site): delecti Seattle ⚢🏳️‍⚧️
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Someone should sell condensed milk in little packets like ketchup.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Saw a headline about Mitch McConnell, and got *so* excited for a second. Alas.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I got cocky and can no longer claim that migration was done without customer impact 😔 (Software migration, not people)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I keep a little container of kibble in my bag so I can try and make crow friends. Today is the first opportunity I've had at the bus stop in the morning.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I always forget how long the process is to make cannabutter.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Over the course of chemo, the only hair he has lost is his whiskers.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so sick of headlines like "resigned rather than comply with <blatantly illegal Trump bullshit>." Just don't do it! Make them fire you!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Who do I have to go down on to get corporate IT to set group policies that disable Teams notification sounds at this company?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Godammit Owen.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I know the third-act breakup is an important part of the conflict, but man it also means that the book stops being enjoyable around 3/4 through.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Everything I learn about the Drake/Kendrick situation continues to be against my will.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I've seen Groundhog Day probably dozens of times, but I think today is the first time it literally brought me to tears.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments