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deliciousmalk.bsky.social
Chicago via Western NY and elsewhere. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. It seems I wore my long legs today.
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Reacher is back! This season is what if large man met larger man

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Emailing Elon to tell him I pooped in the potty like a big boy

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He also said that the president is soooo handsome and strong and he wants to kiss him

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

The Sabres were up 5-0 and now are up 5-2. They are definitely losing this game 6-5.

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Would love to flush this fat fucking turd down a toilet

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

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Outie Mark: I’m so messed up, I miss my wife, I’m an alcoholic Innie Mark: I love fuckin’

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Your outie loves to say “cold enough for ya?”

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Is this basically Liz Bruenig since she is anti abortion? Sure make her apologize. Otherwise it is a null set dumbass.

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The email all Chicagoans dread after "the incident."

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Look at this big dumb idiot

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Years ago a coworker pulled up Grindr at work to show me what it was and he instantly got propositioned. It was hilarious.

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Fuck this country and everyone in it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

@ditzkoff.bsky.social Trump saying he loves hockey

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Having Trump call the US Hockey team in the locker room

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I like that this can apply to like 5 people

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Personally I think Elon should do more Ketamine

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Going to see THE MONKEY tonight. Will report back.

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