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What we should be doing when we text a typo is to send the correct word and a rating out of 10 for how funny/wrong the typo is.

Days 36-38 of #100DaysOfSwiftUI complete! This last week has been slower moving for me but coding is fun and I will continue to do fun things ok?!

I gave Sacramento my best this weekend for real

I am not a regular TikTok users but if anyone needs good HIIT workouts or specialized makeup tutorials I’ve got you.

[walking into a video store in the 90s] Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?

I know cancel culture isn’t real because the Chiefs still are called the Chiefs and the universe continues to reward them.

Was Gore Vidal like boomer Tucker Max or something? I’m confused

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I want a menu to hold in my hands please? I want to give you my credit card and have you handle the taking my money from me please? I want you not to stand over me with your key pad while I decide what to tip you PLEASE?!!

Day 29-31 of #100DaysOfSwiftUI done! Took a break for a few days to adjust to my job interviewing study schedule. Back on that horse. Anyways, I did a little extra so scoring wouldn’t be so nebulous. Spacers are cool!

Another day, another app! Days 26-28 are done with #100DaysOfSwiftUI. Used CreateML for the first time too, kind of neat!

Doomscrolling #gentlecomicshabit

Shoutout to Jon!

Swift dev journey continues, #100DaysOfSwiftUI, day 25 done! Tried to separate the buttons, not sure how. They are in an HStack with a custom view modifier that has padding on it. It works though!

This feels like the dumbest question in the world but what happened to ethics? And why do I feel like an idiot for asking?

Starting late November of last year, I began the slow process of re-teaching myself Swift/Swift UI at my own pace and on my own terms. I haven’t been telling ppl because that’s scary but hey. Day 23/100 is done. Thanks for all the effort into #100DaysOfSwiftUI! @twostraws.bsky.social!

Santa Cruz has the best branding of all cities besides I Heart NY. Also wow I was charmed. Going from hiking in the Redwoods to seeing people surfing on a single Sunday in January has been the most California thing to happen to me in a while.

The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

I get confused for being 24-26 and I certainly spend less. And I don’t look green. Should *I* start a lifestyle brand?

True Blood is the only show I’ve watched all the way through more than once but… Sailor Moon is too fun. I’d do that.

I’m asking my gen z sisters about Bluesky. Apparently we’re a bunch of old weirdos. Christmas with the family is traumatic.

I wonder what the weather forecast is

We are so back

Story time about Barbie. Context is I cheer in the NFL. I saw it this weekend as a part of a birthday celebration with one of my teammates. It was about 20 of us. We all got dressed in various pink outfits (some sparkly, some with accessories, etc), fresh makeup, took a ton of pics. It was so fun.

Peaking in middle/high school is so much cheaper than peaking in your mid to late twenties

I walked to pick up lunch at a nearby cafe and on my way home someone pulled over near me to say I had gorgeous legs and he could tell I lift (I do), said I was beautiful and wanted me to have a nice day. It was sweet 🥰

Twitter is unusable. I’m reading any common sense tweet about the Jordan Neely lynching and I have to scroll past all these blue check responses that are so disgusting. This might be my limit.

Normal me: yeah I’d say I’m in shape Me on Pilates reformer: I am an uneven weakling, an abomination of man

Don’t be fooled by my tweets here with 0 likes. There are places on Reddit where I am a queen.

Someone tell me I don’t need anything from the H&M Mugler drop please 🙏

Ken and Roman’s dialogue this episode was pulled from Twitter Blue subscriber tweets change my mind

I’m renaming focus time on my work calendar to “scheduled grief”

Very annoyed that trying to make my dreams come true is so hard

Barely remember my life without having regular access to a hot tub, it is such a game changer. The relaxation and time outside can’t be beat also it allows me to actually figure out what I appreciate/don’t like about my swimsuits which is also nice to know

I was asked what my second favorite fruit is. Life is full of challenges.

in Seattle for 4 years: goes on 2 hikes in Oakland for 6 months: going on my first hike tomorrow I’m evolving

Sorry in advance if you haven’t seen (or honestly if you have seen) Beau is Afraid but I still can’t decide if the testicle monster was his father and I guess that’s gonna be all I think about this weekend.