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Crazy how eating changes your mood from wanting to murder to commenting on how nice the sun is

Rainbow 🌈

This is Ziggy. He is a senior dog who is often mistaken for a puppy. Will drop his skincare routine if you drop part of your sandwich. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

The Dumbest of Trade Wars enacted by the Dumbest Administration for these Dumbest of Times.

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

*inviting my date back to my place* "I have two dozen eggs."

some america first beers spotted in denmark:

How is it still January

I'm getting tired of living through once in a lifetime events to be remembered in the history books

Updated list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I'm just going to go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Just deleted my Meta accounts (again). I'm not going to support the decisions of a man child and a fascist regime.

5 weeks

*sees a guy choking to death at the next table* *hands waiter menu* I’ll have what he’s having

Some morning shots of #mthood this morning. Rare clear day in the #pnw #nofilter #noedits

If you’re in need of a laugh…

I already burned 2000 cal today I left my food in the oven too long

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

#Portland #PNW

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Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.

Here's the most realistic meme ever

Me: [makes a reservation] Text from Restaurant: HELLO! PLEASE LET US KNOW YOU'RE COMING Me: baby I did

barista: what can i get you me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls

....and another thing.

Neva is $15.99 on Steam buff.ly/3BT1wzK Humble buff.ly/4gsZBB6 XBL buff.ly/4gtqWDm Deck verified

[Zoom meeting] Boss: Good morning! Me: Not really. Coworker: You’re off mute. Me: I said what I said, Denise.

Taken awhile ago. Why’s she so angry? #mthood #portland #pnw #mobilephotography

A good holiday reminder

Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."

POKÉMON X KOGEI combines traditional Japanese art with Pokemon for results never before seen, reimagining the world of Pokemon. gamerant.com/incredible-p...

Monster Hunter Wilds I will post this whenever I yearn for the Wilds so much that I cannot contain it and it spills into the internet