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deltalirious.bsky.social
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Boss said I looked tired ummm no ma'am I was just crying approximately 2 hours ago, I just do so quietly

🌌 good morning silly boys

what if there was a pizza that was transgender

our Mother she hungers

Digger Bee! (Amegilla sp.) #insects #invertebrates

Sometimes I think I'm not *that* autistic and then I remember I have comfort math that I'll do in my head to calm down...

ok!! available now, link below

The GOP are obsessed with sexual purity. The rest of us just don't want our rights taken away. #transmemes

AGEISM

one of my biggest crank beliefs is that subscriptions should be illegal. anything, no exceptions, that takes recurring payments should either be required to ask you to consciously reapprove it each time, made a one-time purchase, or should be considered a public service and made free

In the middle of a fog so thick it literally sucks the colour from the street, along comes a school bus to inject some life back into the scene. A reminder that when things look their bleakest, there is still hope. #ldnont #yellow

Autism Powers: “Groovy, baby! Do i make you horny? I can’t tell from facial cues alone, baby”

"So the caterpillar turns into the butterfly?" "Yes" "But what happens to the chrysalis?" "Silly! It is discarded!"

"Vitality of the butterfly"🦋 ##theotherhappyplace

Trying to draw a realm of magic with the world floating in a bubble of normality pierced through with strings of possibility. Or perhaps held in place as a structural support

Hot abomination

Drop something PINK (My bug lady oc Clarion Bell)

This morning’s mystery bird? Pyrrhuloxia, or Desert Cardinal. 🪶☀️🌵

Yesterday, we watched a lion chase his tail. And I made it into a gif. You're welcome. #cats

Mindlessly scrolling and swapping between here and tumblr but at least I'm doing it outside!

I heard my friend Dan here give a remarkable brief talk about this last month. Thankfully, he’s written it up at length to share.

Is this dishwasher safe or should I beware of it

“I’ll see you and raise you one.”

Your regular reminder that the US air & water pollution laws passed in the 60s & 70s -- and the elaborate federal bureaucracy created to administer them -- constitute one of the most successful gov't interventions in history. WILDLY successful. The envy of the world.

It’s not going to hurt you to use someone’s correct pronouns, add a ramp to your restaurant, or learn some basic phrases in Spanish. Americans act like including someone means they’re surrendering part of themselves.

aliens are real but they all died from smoking weed

Good morning winners!!!

Cancer: You will meet your soulmate this week. Congratulations, it’s a lumpy little raccoon wearing a battered top hat.

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Halfway through a shift with half the staff we're supposed to have (aka just me and 1 other) i feel like that maths out to go home early yes??

Hooters location with Spirit Halloween banner over it but the Spirit reaper has big cans

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

Taking an edible and looking out the window on the train >>>>>

Waiting for breakfast. Photo from my collection, 1961.

New work schedule should be up when I go in plsss let this be a light week 🙏

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

Fuck Trump.

Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

evil your mom be like i love you sweetheart

It's been 45 years of calling the federal govt wasteful and during that time period people had very little grasp of what the federal govt does or that message originates from businesses that want to get away with under paying people and selling and releasing poison

i showed this to my husband and said "this is what happens when i hit the penjamin and go non-verbal" and now whenever that happens i tell him "babe... the wizard"

Worked on painting this white witch moth! This moth has the longest wingspan at 14”

Queer Eye but it’s just a giant eye. ostensibly queer. we beg for its wisdom through our screens. but that’s not how Netflix works

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

people who unironically use the phrase "drug seeking" are bofa seeking

It's only January, and we already have a strong contender for word of the year.