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delwyn.bsky.social
Roleplayer, tabletop gamer, PC gamer, sysadmin, geek, easy to spot in a crowd, definitely flawed, trying to be better. Him/he. Mastodon: @[email protected] The Former Bird Site: @delwyn
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Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.

When your dating apps have less activity than a ghost town there's nothing quite like getting a notification of someone who matched with you... only to then open the app and discover they unmatched.

Sure, AI may be an environmental disaster and produce mid outcomes in cases where it doesn't straight up lie, but at least it's extremely unprofitable.

There's a Japanese artist I love whose entire schtick is drawing a cat yelling at me to take care of myself: www.instagram.com/shikaruneko/

Star Wars - home to the Bogan, and bum-bum extract.

moccasin: like a regular sin, but with chocolate #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

My son sent me this and now I can't breathe.

New upgrade of #TeslaTakedown - #TeslaTankdown

Would they say the same thing if it'd been an actor in a mask? They're essentially the same thing.

Orange smoke to signal Trump?

If AI is so great, how come they have to keep forcing it on us?

I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing

Wouldn't this be considered copyright infringement? They've altered the original work.

Media censorship is in full effect in 2025. We wouldn't want the peasants to get the wrong ideas. #FreeLuigi

For followers of my work, I have some very exciting news, both personally and professionally. A new challenge. A new beginning. I'm going back up on the high wire, to see what happens next. Details below.

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

Father got lost in a maze Mother left & took the kids Zampano writing crazy things Johnny-T is editing Adding to a narrative That's spiraling around OUR #HOUSE IS SO VERY HARD TO LEAVE OUR #HOUSE ATE MY BROTHER, NOW I GRIEVE OUR #HOUSE NON-EUCLIDEAN & DEEP OUR #HOUSE GIVES THE NAVIDSONS THE CREEPS

Voting done, time for a tasty #DemocracySausage

1804. Oceans are now Battlefields. In the South China Sea a British convoy worth almost £1bn today is spotted by the French. It should be a massacre. Instead, Commodore Nathanial Dance is about to defeat a French battle squadron using some paint and the most overplayed hand in #navalHistory. /1 🧵

I have a public service message for the Tesla Board of directors. Because you guys really, REALLY don’t seem to get it.

Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu

Just some phenomenal protest art in Union Market, DC.

Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.

Time to find a new language app. "AI" can't be trusted in your native language, how can you possibly trust it to teach a different one? www.theverge.com/news/657594/...

If they'd sprung up a few years later, dating apps would be called "Rejection-as-a-Service"

The winner so far for Most Baffling Gashapon Machine is this one which exclusively dispenses lapel pins of Billy Joel album covers.

It’s April 25th!

We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.

Very cool twist on the “keep calm” thang in a bar in Lyon, France @sluggodoug.bsky.social

There it is. The clam before the storm.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

the comments point out that if/when Pope Francis is canonized, the lamborghini will be considered a second-class holy relic