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delytronic.bsky.social
I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, as well as the PTA
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What's up fellow kids

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Has someone ever made the POE skill universe into a white puff paint sweater design, like a real 1990 teacher shirt snowflake kinda thing

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Fortnite sent me 20 bux folks it’s time to party

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I'm him I've been him I will continue to be him

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

*extremely Krusty voice*

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

To be fair she DOES look like a chicken

submitted 460 days ago • 65 comments

You tellin' me it's *not* the Warren Piece report

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

Help I was told there was a fine cask of Amontillado and proof of a Hamas base down here but Bibi is bricking the entryway to this broom closet shut, for the love of Gaza, Montressor!

submitted 467 days ago • 0 comments

Remember Hillary Hallelujah on SNL

submitted 513 days ago • 16 comments

Sixteen minutes in winamp, Fallout ass face lookin' motherfucker

submitted 551 days ago • 0 comments

If Alabama is going to get uppity and Confederate again, let’s get to Sherman-izing them like Georgia style. To the sea.

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

Is it weird to feel sort of betrayed by Guy Fieri having been a magachud this whole time, even though I guess we knew he was terrible with that "covid unemployment checks are junk food" rhetoric? And more, I guess. Maybe it is.

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

So whatever happened with the murder hornets

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept     when we remembered Myspace. But our captors, SEO robots from Hell, demanding we talk about weird as hell personalized shirt ads and shit. "Come Play Lord," our captor bots shouted.

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

I've been trying to learn how to identify rocks and minerals in my area. I think I'm getting stupider. Or perhaps, "It's probably quartz," is the answer to most things.

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

When I was 14 I went to Shaver Lake for Boy Scout camp (Camp Chawanakee), and found an obsidian arrowhead on the shore. And somehow, I lost it and my rock specimens... It is my one regret in life, because it was badass. I mean, the thing... was so cool. ONE REGRET.

submitted 611 days ago • 1 comment

School’s over for all but the teachers changing rooms (who comes in, this is remote/PTO burn time) so I think I’ll go hang out with the Juan de Fuca Strait orcas and sink some yachts.

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