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demandavoider.bsky.social

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk Please email me ghost facts: [email protected]

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A corset is a good device to have handy if you want to objectify someone while making them feel like they’re trapped in a sausage casing

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m terrible with names and not so great with faces. Unless you’re a dog, in which case I’ve permanently memorized everything about you.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

They're a 10, but they've got two wolves inside them. One hates daily themes and the other seems fine with tired formats, your honor.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I hope all the big keyboard warrior accounts manage to get out today and do something real

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

pushes nerd’s face into crystal ball WHY ARE YOU SCRYING?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

posting for morale until someone stops me is the way i am going to get to valhalla

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

That’s the last time I try to purchase fish from Dr. Seuss.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

working on arithmetic like you wanted me calling me number 9 better do my homework or i’m falling behind

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

guys, I'm starting to think the guy in the white house might just be a catfish

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My next wedding pictures are going to show me holding him up like a fish because I want everyone to know I can catch & release as many husbands as I want.

submitted 211 days ago • 4 comments

just ate oatmeal. AITA? 🤔

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

me: you’re telling me this engine is made out of vegetable juice ? car salesman: what

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

Just a couple of MAGA bros, rubbing our dicks together to own the libs.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

*takes your hand Goodmorning beautiful, let’s get through another day being the sensual, jorts wearing motherfuckers we are.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Yesterday a coworker said, “You look like kissing you would taste like fungus,” so yes, I have reached peak sensuality.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

I caught a fish in Reno just to watch it fry.

submitted 196 days ago • 5 comments

Scotland getting angry and partying cos it's a righteous shindig nation

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

People blocking me hate jizz and thats sad

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I think im fluffing wrong. Does the dick not go in the jar?

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

This planet is too much meat, not enough space

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Leave it to a bee to fuck up some shit

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

To hell with drafts and notepads. we're raw-dogging these bastards tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

look if you want to fight with your spouse in public that's fine by me but don't get mad when I clap and cheer for the rightful winner

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

im so scared to fall in love and hug somebody only to find out theyre a jelly filled

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

No use crying over spilled milk. Show it you're made of stronger stuff than that. Fight that fucking milk like an animal. Introduce it to god!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I tarnished my brand by being happy for a while there. We're so back, baby!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Excited and a bit nervous to run Dorian Gray’s picture through this aging filter.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

All I want to know is: what the fuck is a Christmas pie, and what in the holy hell was jack going for blasting his thumb in there

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Why write something new when you can reskeet last year's anxiety attack?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you zoom in real close on the surface of my chapstick, you'll find a bunch of happy, flourishing spore people waving back at you.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry I handed you the pepper grinder when you asked for the kaleidoscope.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

A corset is a good device to have handy if you want to objectify someone while making them feel like they’re trapped in a sausage casing

I’m terrible with names and not so great with faces. Unless you’re a dog, in which case I’ve permanently memorized everything about you.

They're a 10, but they've got two wolves inside them. One hates daily themes and the other seems fine with tired formats, your honor.

I hope all the big keyboard warrior accounts manage to get out today and do something real

pushes nerd’s face into crystal ball WHY ARE YOU SCRYING?

posting for morale until someone stops me is the way i am going to get to valhalla

That’s the last time I try to purchase fish from Dr. Seuss.

working on arithmetic like you wanted me calling me number 9 better do my homework or i’m falling behind

guys, I'm starting to think the guy in the white house might just be a catfish

My next wedding pictures are going to show me holding him up like a fish because I want everyone to know I can catch & release as many husbands as I want.

just ate oatmeal. AITA? 🤔

me: you’re telling me this engine is made out of vegetable juice ? car salesman: what

Just a couple of MAGA bros, rubbing our dicks together to own the libs.

*takes your hand Goodmorning beautiful, let’s get through another day being the sensual, jorts wearing motherfuckers we are.

Yesterday a coworker said, “You look like kissing you would taste like fungus,” so yes, I have reached peak sensuality.

I caught a fish in Reno just to watch it fry.

Scotland getting angry and partying cos it's a righteous shindig nation

People blocking me hate jizz and thats sad

I think im fluffing wrong. Does the dick not go in the jar?

This planet is too much meat, not enough space

Leave it to a bee to fuck up some shit

Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things.

To hell with drafts and notepads. we're raw-dogging these bastards tonight.

Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for.

look if you want to fight with your spouse in public that's fine by me but don't get mad when I clap and cheer for the rightful winner

im so scared to fall in love and hug somebody only to find out theyre a jelly filled

No use crying over spilled milk. Show it you're made of stronger stuff than that. Fight that fucking milk like an animal. Introduce it to god!

I tarnished my brand by being happy for a while there. We're so back, baby!

Excited and a bit nervous to run Dorian Gray’s picture through this aging filter.

All I want to know is: what the fuck is a Christmas pie, and what in the holy hell was jack going for blasting his thumb in there

Why write something new when you can reskeet last year's anxiety attack?

If you zoom in real close on the surface of my chapstick, you'll find a bunch of happy, flourishing spore people waving back at you.

Sorry I handed you the pepper grinder when you asked for the kaleidoscope.

repeating my typo to myself like i'm chanting a rosary in a film while the killer is putting an axe thru my door

You look like someone who would eat bananas for the shape

Yells from the back of an ambulance “Told you I would bounce”