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demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
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Feets your eyes on my power . Yeah, its normal to be arfaid

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

@demilardner.bsky.social @tomwalker.bsky.social The way bluesky loops their videos is gonna make this sound crazy

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This week's Guys episode was truly one of the most disgusting things I've ever listened to, thank you @murderxbryan.bsky.social and @demilardner.bsky.social for this masterpiece.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite streaming ladies, now in vday card form! @coollike.bsky.social @libbycwatson.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

writing on the seat of my motorcycle “if you can read this, the Me fell off”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m not sure what the fuck happened with the link for the show so here is the Fart Guys with @demilardner.bsky.social Link sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social I will be asking Tom to make a best man speech at my wedding. He will not be my best man, but whoever is can sit this one out. youtu.be/WbfEbQG8WF4?...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Ive traveled oliver the world and aint never seen a women as beautiful as jeniifer lopes

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social tis the season youtube.com/shorts/GQC1E...

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

this notification + thumbnail combination took me out @demilardner.bsky.social 😭

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

You had me at @demilardner.bsky.social youtu.be/8gmuF4aGVjM?...

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

This is my holiday decoration and my MIL doesnt think my worm looks much like a worm. Devastated.

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

Turd came out with a nametag. Scared to read it.

submitted 99 days ago • 4 comments

Milking a cow and, yep. She’s a chatter 🤦🏻‍♀️ Babe i dont care about your kid’s neck bell. Need to quittttttt

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about gnomes again

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Hes dreaming about having huge fucked up tits. They make walking hard but he’s living his truth

submitted 172 days ago • 5 comments

Sorry i forgot i was on here

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment

Nippples like a gargoyle, shorty got me saying “blech”

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment

Why is it that when society sees a woman sticking out her gyatt, we assume she is doing it for the Rizzler. Maybe she's doing it for herself. Maybe it makes her feel beautiful.

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submitted 223 days ago • 35 comments

Bitch

submitted 223 days ago • 1 comment

Jack Black selling out KG is some weak shit man. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

submitted 223 days ago • 25 comments

Im here to mess around. I came here to make friends.

submitted 232 days ago • 2 comments

I cant stream today im sorry ouuuughhhh but still follow me twitch.tv/demilardner

submitted 241 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 241 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream about witches again, husband doesnt care.

submitted 242 days ago • 1 comment

Husband left the bedroom even though i told him my hand smelled weird and offered it to him to try

submitted 243 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 434 days ago • 4 comments

I am once again being a cunt on ourpose

submitted 434 days ago • 1 comment