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Has anyone ever noticed that magat people are all inherently ugly? The stupidity is enough, but the universe really said “double or nothing” when it comes to their ghastly appearances. I guess that’s what hate does to a person

He talked about bringing punishment to comedians who speak out against him, so if you download TikTok after this, good fucking luck.

I think the move inside wasn’t due to his crowd size. I think it was to prevent Jan 6th from becoming Jan 20th and being successful in their original goals. I don’t think TweedleDee had a choice in the ceremony placement bc the cold would NOT deter him from a world stage gloat. Bsffr

Build. Your. Community. Bestow your kindness toward everyone, even the ones we despise. We are here because they pitted us against each other. Being kind isn’t a “bigger person” move. Being kind IS rebellion.

I’m not angry about TikTok. Redbook has united thousands of Chinese and American users, who were then followed by users all over the rest of the world. Americans are learning Mandarin at all ages, and also finding out how much our government fucks us.

My French ancestry is SANGIN

Ahahahahahaha the government has NO idea what they’ve just done banning TikTok. Neurodivergents have been dopamining on that for years. Rotting. Doing NOTHING. Y’all took away the one thing that was holding them back. Here comes more FO stage weeeeeeeee

Ahahahahaha. I bet they became YUGE donors when he promised them a “position” in the government. This is that position: Special Ambassadors to Hollywood California. Hahahahhaaafuckingidiotshahahhahahahahw

I just really wish men would start fucking each other again. Like your g-spot is literally in your ass. It’s not gay, it biological.

So Minnesota republicans are overthrowing the government. Huh.

It is soooo weird to me that Vance would opt out of the inauguration, but like, also how ✨progressive✨ of him to break the country’s literal foundational tradition. Democrats would never.

He didn’t “fall short.” He raped someone.

The problem with the JS J6th report is that it tells us everything we already knew, it’s the ones that need to read it whom aren’t able to comprehend the first sentence.

I seriously invite Pete to be the next military whatever the fuck and kick women out. Except, the only reason that the military met their quota in 2024 is due to women. They test higher, and they’re less likely to have a record.

I can’t stop thinking about how late TweedleDum joined and immediately called himself “Dark MAGA.” Like where has he been the last 5 years? Then suddenly he’s sitting next to TweedleDee?

Something about the Jack Smith report being released at midnight on a full Cancer moon makes me happy

Rednote being the #1 most downloaded app right now is sending me. Zuckerfucker spent millions lobbying against TikTok, and now they’re learning the basics of Mandarin. Y’all done fuuuucked up.

“There’s no country that has stopped declining birth rates.” That’s because it isn’t just women opting out of pregnancy, these men are fucking infertile LOL.

"The worst part is they've been so propagandized that they actually think they are the smart ones." 🤷🤦🏾‍♀️ - Timothy O'Connor

It's becoming clear that A.I. is the devil. In a burning world, the energy & water it consumes are unconscionable. The intellectual property theft it depends on is wrong. It is dehumanizing. Its development is fueled by naked greed. It is a giant step backward for humanity & our planet.

TweedleDee Jr and that fuckin’ weirdo with the gag worthy smile bribing destitute Greenlanders to wear the hats and listen to nonsensical bullshit is peak 2025.

Donald Trump is so fat he hasn't seen his dick since Al Gore won the 2000 election.

I just really think ✨fucklehead✨ should be used more often.

I love her smile. Fuck these racist, ugly, old ass white people. He’s only 1 toe away from 6ft and might even beat McConnell.

Gulf of America sounds like TweedleDee is attempting draw his supporters back in after his H1-B visa comment since he lost so many. He almost lost Charlie Kirk lol

I need a journalist to pull out a world map and ask TweedleDee to point to Greenland lol

Does anyone else remember TweedleDee threatening NK and RUS before COVID happened on Twitter years ago? While President? I do. He’s not going to do fuck all to Greenland, Canada, or Mexico. Everything he does is baseless. “Commander in Chief” can’t even serve in the military

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

Honestly, if these adversarial countries really wanted the US to collapse, make BRICS happen. What’s to stop Greenland, Denmark, Mexico, Panama, and everyone else from joining them?

Bernie woke up, went on X, and chose violence.

If anyone needs a laugh, watch all H. Jeffries’ conferences. I just know anytime he gets asked a dumb question, he thinks “this dumbass motherfucker asking stupid questions, why do I have to be here?” Then smirks, and evades it professionally lmao