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I make stuff. Occasionally, people give me money to make stuff. I spend that money on food so I can survive to make more stuff. This cycle repeats until I die. https://denimedit.video
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@MagnusCarlsen 50 bucks says you won't click the link in my bio, bet you can't even play chess

♟️ matein.one

I am so bad at chess I completed #MateInOne #0002 with 10 wrong moves! I did it in 149.83s! Can you beat me? ♟️1️⃣✅ matein.one

I completed #MateInOne #0001 with 0 wrong moves! I did it in 19.29s! Can you beat me? ♟️1️⃣✅ matein.one

About 10-15 years ago, I saw Mayday Parade perform live in London, and during their song "Oh Well, Oh Well" I locked eyes with a random girl next to me as we were both headbanging and screaming "Oh well oh well, guess I'll see you in hell" along with the song.

Something happened to me earlier that I am not used to. I genuinely had a twinge of fear for myself - there is now a very real (albeit relatively small) possibility that I could end up being persecuted in the not too distant future.

Added some more shit to my store, what's up www.denimedit.video/store

cooked

I lied a lot over the last week. There was no Squirrel. I am pretty indifferent to Doctor Strange (2016). Tobey wasn't real. My neighbours never played MCR.

Hello. I did one of those things people do. First word of all my previous tweets.

and that, boys and girls, is why you never dip your balls in wasabi

welcome to the black parade is being played next door and I suddenly feel the urge to make friends with my neighbours

to anyone having a rough year: hope u good bro

Still think dates should be written Year/Month/Day

Got me a new GPU yesterday, it's made work so much fucking easier. Invest in your gear, folks.

Legs over breasts. I'm talking about poultry you sick fucks.

a big ass spider is on my desk rn, I've named him Tobey and we're best buds

Doctor Strange (2016) is actually such a cool movie, I've never appreciated it enough

Who decided it would be a good idea to make all the unhealthy food so fucking delicious??? Who do I sue???

rewatch your favourite YouTube videos before it's too late, man. So much stuff vanishes from the internet these days

podcast listeners are people of fucking CULTURE

brought a squirrel home with me from my walk today... well, he followed me. I don't know what to do. He won't leave me alone. He's cute.

to think, 20 years ago was 2 thousand and fucking 4

you ever get that craving to go go-karting?

by the time I'm the age of most current politicians, I really hope I give less of a fuck what people think of me than they seem to.

Another thing: fuck ads in paid media

Happy to say I have now deleted Twitter from my phone lmao

Studios that make single player games which can’t be played offline need to be shut the fuck down

How good is Doccy Who?

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