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I want to thank @evandorkin.bsky.social for the occasional reminders of what an awful person Steranko is, so I could tip off my friend not to pay a few hundred bucks to take his daughter to DINNER WITH STERANKO at some local con. This is the only Steranko appearance we ever needed.

Spending isn't a “conspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov. A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world. It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it. A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.

Legislation that I passed and was funded by Congress, Solar for All, could reduce electric bills for working class families by 80%. The Trump Admin is refusing to release the money in order to protect the profits of fossil fuel billionaires. Unacceptable. Release the funds NOW.

Hello friends and users of @11ty.dev 🎈 I thought I would try to kickstart CSS themes made specifically for the eleventy-base-blog (github.com/11ty/elevent...) There are only a couple of custom themes there so far - we need mooorrreee - please submit! Presenting: 11ty Themes Joy 11tytheme.sjoy.lol

There's another page here purporting to be mine, and messaging folks - something I wouldn't do. Please report it so i can get this info outta my bio. thanks, DG v v v this one v v v bsky.app/profile/doug... ^^^ fake^^^

I have a list called "The Good Dennises" in my Notes app. After kings like Dennis Kucinich and Ghostface Killah (Dennis Coles), I have this line: "Denis Leary is one of the worst. Right up there with Dennis Rader." Who's worse, Leary or the BTK Killer?

"Avenge me!," I post to TikTok as I take on a reverse mortgage from a crypto lender to pay for insulin, but my kids never see it because of the algorithm. "Wolverines!," they shout while escaping reality into the latest MCU multiverse movie.

If you enjoy my posts about horror movies you might enjoy listening to me & @mryellovich.bsky.social discuss them on our podcast (and videocasts). We tend to do pretty deep dives on films and franchises. Planning to do a new episode soon on JACK BE NIMBLE (1993, NZ). tearthemapartpodcast.home.blog

An average Sean Dyche PL season is 11-10-17 with a -17 GD. An average David Moyes PL season is 15-10-13 with a +2 GD. Dycheball is great if you want to teeter on the edge of relegation. Moyes will give you something to watch and care about. #everton #efc

Sean Dyche’s approach to football does just enough to sit at about 15th in the table. If a butterfly flaps its wings, you could end up in relegation or once a decade flirt with the top ten, but by and large, you’re a guaranteed bottom half club. #efc #evertonfc #everton

Sean Dyche preaches practicing the way you play, so they never train or plan for the final third.

Original and best. All other versions are bullshit.

Paging @revpermovie.bsky.social (Missing alt text: the Phantom and Swan from Phantom of the Paradise, drawn in the style of Peanuts. The Phantom plays Schroeder’s piano while Paul Williams leans on it and winks at the viewer.)

All I do on Bluesky lately is block fake accounts.

I know websites need traffic to survive, but this genre needs to die. who fucking cares what this lady thinks about Wicked? it is irrelevant. it only becomes relevant when a bunch of us react to it.

Just unfollowed someone for liking McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime'

when I hear someone say, "son" in like a tough way, like "what now, SON" in voice chat or a game, I like to chime in and say, "my son, my darling boy!" and listen to the silence after

If you want to break facial recognition on your iPhone, shave your beard and put on glasses.

TMZ catches James Bond in the street: James! How’s your night? James Bond: Not bad. Just doing some spy stuff. TMZ guy: Whatcha got goin’ on? Bond: Just gonna crash this Rich guy's party and tell everyone I meet my real name. TMZ guy: Nice.

Everyone says Everton can’t sack Dyche before the sale is complete, but this a perfect scenario for a caretaker manager. Anyone will do.

Pirenne looked after him and gritted through his teeth: "That insufferable, dull-witted donkey! That-" Hardin broke in: "Not at all. He's merely the product of his environment. He doesn't understand much except that 'I have a gun and you haven't.'" — Isaac Asimov, Foundation

I don’t think Alice Cooper understands how nightmares work if he thinks we’re “gonna like it.”

Are people doing bots? I was thinking of trying to rewrite my old Latin Language twitter bots for Bluesky, or just make new ones from scratch.

Tired: “I like everything except rap and country.” Wired: “I like everything except rappin’ country.”

Violence has no place in politics. Violence belongs in other countries where we can sell arms and watch for economic opportunities.

Microns!! Unboxed and on the shelves again!!

I wonder how my Guided by Voices pals feel about this old tweet I found in my archive: May 1, 2016 There are two kinds of GBV fans: those who like Bob Pollard songs and those who miss watching Nate Farley get drunk.

The 2nd ebook edition of Capitalist Realism by Mark Fisher is filled with little errors and missing words. “Antinomy” has been changed to “antimony” probably automated. A knowledgeable editor would have known the difference or at least not altered the name of Jameson’s the Antinomies of Realism.

Here's a fun thread: single-joke websites. I hadn't seen these before, but Endless Horse reminded me of this screenplay for Groundhog Day I threw together on Codepen. codepen.io/denmch/live/...

Better Off Dead by Savage Steve Holland beats any John Hughes movie. When Charles de Mar encourages Lane Meyer to make it through the "gnarly run" of the K-12, the mountain is a metaphor for surviving school (kindergarten to 12th grade) and moving on. "Suicide is never the answer, little trooper."

Ahead of my time: Sep 4, 2014 There's never been a better time to build a twitter clone.