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Difference between Business & Government: Business main cost is personnel Government main cost is providing to citizens Business HAS to PROFIT Quarterly Government is a Non-Profit agency Business is SUPPOSED to be ruthless Government is supposed to care. #TheDifferenceIsPlain

Had to face an #allergy attack yesterday. Friend popped some veg into my mouth, w/o me understanding what they were doing & it was bitter/bad. Throat started to swell, breathing was labored and light, between the massive coughs and fluids that my body was spewing. Throat is killing me (ha) now

"this poison is really safe if you just take out the poison."

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You can't expect the folks who propped up the idiot and supported his ideas throughout, to grow a spine and do what is right for the country. They have already been compromised. They would be removed and charged. It may take more than just shouting matches and protests. #ButNoOneWantsTHATDiscussion

dourie says hello.

Growing up, my mother purchased a house in 1971 for $20K. people are always shocked by this, but she had to get my grandfather to co-sign. He wasn't ON the loan. And that $20k house (4bed/2bath) was sold when you could get 5 candies for a penny. Candy bars cost a nickel. ground hamburger 35cnt/lbs

#truthbetold Religion is an excuse to commit foul crimes against humanity

The video poker machine has an Advertisement: "Do YOU have a problem with Gambling?!?" - Yeah...but only when I lose. When I win I think its great!

So, got blocked out on the x site. Deactivated the account because no reason to have one if you cannot participate in the dialogue. I guess its going straight #Nazi.

Okay....we all know the term #SausageParty where it is just all dudes. What term is used when the same thing but all women? A #FlapPack? A #FlicOfChicks ? A #ClubOfRub? anyone? (#Bueller....#Bueller...>)

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People need to understand that once you go through your worst time alone you really don't care who stays in your life anymore.

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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

rewatched #Tombstone and I just have to applaud the 10-15min of screen time Val Kilmer had, cause it made the movie Great. Yes, Kurt Russell spouting lines like 'Skin that Smokewagon' & 'Tell all the other Curs..The Earps are coming!'.. But the ultimate 'I'll be your Huckleberry...' was all Val

#NewMerch!

Saw #Sinners. I dunno. Was reminded WAY too much about #FromDuskToDawn, only in #SINNERS, the vampires were outside the bar, instead of inside it.

The Antichrist

Your friendly reminder that it is literally a federal felony punishable by up to five years in prison for the President, Vice President, or any employee of the White House to directly or indirectly ask the IRS to open an investigation into any specific taxpayer.

FIGHT BACK NOW DAMMIT

You watch their speeches...but do you read from the Infotainment how you 'should have' heard it? Watch the headlines after a speech. Compare how they understood it (and want you to) to how YOU understood it. #Surprise !

"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News

More rights for other people does not mean fewer rights for you. Dignity and choice are not limited resources. Once more with love: the bullied should not bully the bullied.

You ever only have enough #Visine for One Eye? Ya gotta sit there and gauge which eye is worse. You try and catch the runoff tear on a piece of plastic so you can at least make the attempt with the other eye. And then you remember its your day off.

I appreciate how no one knows about the 89 Panama Invasion *(CIA wanted the drugs back) nor the 90-91 fiasco that was Desert Shield/Desert Storm. You say 'Iraq War' these days and everyone remembers the 20yr thing with KFC and Carls Jr in the Desert w/Troops. #GenX

The part I keep seeing is most folks just want to live, and not have to be caught up in the politics of politics.

The people who blast music loudly from the open windows of their car as soon as the weather gets warmer always seem to have the absolute shittiest taste in music.

Okay...nobody gets to be 'Shocked' anymore. Or 'Amazed' or 'Unprecedented' - its gone on long enough.

Do we not have the ability to recall our elected officials? At the Federal Level? Do we as citizens just sit by while they run roughshod over everything? What was all the guff ousting a governor, but we can't touch the Fed Level Reps? #WhatsMissing ?

The executive targets his opponents w/bogus investigations. His government disappears people w/out due process and vanishes them beyond reach. He usurps legislative power, controls public funds at will, & consolidates power. Loyalty is expected — or else. Authoritarianism isn’t coming. It’s here.

I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”

Why prices will NEVER go 'Down'

Cognitive Decline? Trump Calls for Open Borders in Rant on Tariffs newrepublic.com/post/193702/... via @newrepublic.com

Heres an IDEA for a Movie! Based on a Game! in the opener, the hero gets stuck IN The Game! Original right! And then, thru inadvertent luck, a group of people get sucked in later and are key to helping the hero get out of the game!!! What do we call it?!?! Tron Jumanji no no no MINECRAFT!

Wait a Minute! I am up there on stage telling all these jokes, delivering comedy to the audience...and They do nothing but laugh at me.... #HaHa

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