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NBMA. 30s aren't bad they're worse. Married.
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From time to time I think about the Tamagotchies that I got for Christmas. And then lost the same day some where in between my house and my grandparents house... Wonder if he started a family. I hope he doesn't resent me.

" at this point you're not even a Democrat. You just hate Republican. "..... Yeah dude.. we do.

"Did you watch my snap story?" Me-yeah, totally! (Me watching your snap story)

" be safe bro, thug it out" I felt that.

I think what hurts the most right now. Is that we had ample enough time to find JD Vance and beat the dog shit out of him while growing up. But we just didn't know it.

Live action "UP" staring Robert De Niro.

Wouldn't be caught dead walking into a supermarket through the left side entrance. Not now, not ever.

They needa put heat lamps in bathrooms again. I remember stepping out the shower at my grandparents house and straight roasting dry like a hot dog on a cumbies roller.

At that point in my life where Instead of using the Good - Bad scale. I use the Shitty,but doable - nah fuck that scale.

Fuck it. Someone's gotta say it. We as a country need to collectively let go of these two. I know there's a lot of division right now. However, i have a feeling we can put all our differences aside. And forget they ever existed.

Explaining to the bartender how bad the piss is on the bathroom floor. Were at a 2 right bout now. #bar #bartender #peepeepoopoo

If you cough to hide your shits. You a 🤡. WE ALL IN HERE FOR THE SAME REASON GOOFY.

If Quinoa was a person. I'd punch them in the fucking face.

Could really go for a warm beach, a 🍄🍫, and the Dire Straits discography right about now. I like to pretend I'm a retired boomer living my best life. Yeah, I pulled the ladder up behind me, and the generations after me are struggling to survive. But get a load of that sunset. 🥰🤌

Day 2 Of using Phoenix Axe Body wash(due to running out of bar soap). That I received as a stocking stuffer 3 years ago. I have the sudden urge to listen to The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I find myself loitering at gas stations. Just staring at the pocket knives inside the glass cases.

Somethings change. But the Real Housewives' faces stay the same. #bravo #trashtv

Every once in a while, I think about how. My friends old house is tagged on Facebook as Gooch's Foreskin Palace. And that a whole new family lives there now. Imagine the horror as the mother goes to post the SOLD sign family photo on facebook. Standing in front of their newly purchased dream home.

Day One was a month ago.

"TDS! HE LIVES IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE." Is it really rent-free when it costs us all billions of dollars?

To the dude in Market Basket rocking the Green Day dookie coveralls. Sick tight dude. Sick. Tight.

I'm not saying to purchase a bottle of this. Put it into a shoe polish bottle. And use it on the first Tesla Truck you see. DEFINITELY would not RECOMMEND at all.

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Mark Twain

You shouldn't hold back from speaking I'll on the dead since you'll just say anything to the living

Who needs haters when you have a spell checker friend.

Sometimes, I wonder how this country has gotten to the point that it has. Then I see how people react to using self-checkout. And it makes sense.

What's the over under on trump renaming President's Day to Trump Day?

Not gonna lie. Sometimes, I say I'm fine. But, in reality. I'm super upset that Fetty Wap is only 3-yrs into a 6-year sentence inside of a low security prison. 😭

"Luckily if there's one thing graffiti writers understand. Is that nothing lasts forever. We've always existed in-between buff cycles." COWER KG

Now it makes sense

Air bags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident. But now you have a whimsical puppy dog.

The level of disrespect I've shown to Payday Candy bars all these years was unwarranted. And for that, I'm truly sorry.

Everyday that Tiktok doesn't find out about Bloodhound Gang. The safer we become as a society

Id like to thank AIM Screen names for preparing me for the ever long quest for new passwords. The 12 character ones are pushing the limits.

1620 blaze it.