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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There’s something happening in this country.

submitted 1 day ago • 754 comments

Ok who thinks muskkk and his side bitch 47 are gonna break off little checks to everyone to try to patch up hard feelings. 😂 Abusers have to pretend to care by giving a gift and telling you it’ll be different now.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think I’m obsessed with this actually????

submitted 9 days ago • 273 comments

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

submitted 10 days ago • 130 comments

If Elon’s only goal was to look for fraud, he would have hired accountants, not programmers.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

My question is this: we had copies of their playbook for years before the election. #project2025 was NOT a secret plan. Why did the Dems not come up with a strategy to fight it in the event that they lost? They KNEW this would all happen if the GOP won, and their only strategy was “Just don’t lose”

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What’re the odds on him going golfing again this weekend?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This squirrel is me every morning when I see the headlines

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It just occurred to me that now that I’m here, I can just recycle a lot of my old jokes from twitter. I’ll start with my favorite one: Auto correct is my worst enema.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I have a feeling Trump is basically Tinkerbell. If we stop clapping for him, maybe he’ll go away forever.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

when i was a kid, i would go to church retreats and think i was experiencing god. now i know that what i was actually experiencing was live music, and not particularly good live music at that

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment