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Writing | Tech | Professional Western Tropical Astrologer ♈♐♐🐃| Engineer and Developer of PARABOLA: a game-changing FOSS astrology app releasing on or around Uranus ingressing Gemini!
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One of the ways apps are designed to be addictive is an interface that rewards users by being easier than real life. PARABOLA will leverage the same principles to make our astrology practice frictionless.

That's a guarantee. If it doesn't work on yours, tell me and then it will.

Due to its ultralight design, PARABOLA is guaranteed to work on any device with a GUI (login screen etc)

i once saw a man post one thousand times in a day. it broke and shattered him but at least he took the challenge with honor in his heart. elon approaches that velocity only through nightmarish transformations of his being

Sort of banking on there being a good description of zodiacal releasing in Chris’s book because I NEED to learn it fully to program it But either way here’s a brag

I am almost exclusively tropical but the atmakaraka is very much a real thing, and you have to use sidereal for it.

One underrated aspect of Jupiter is his willingness to just real Weird with it

My Department Of The Unseen is more of a real government organization than DOGE.

When my 700,000+ asteroid database is bloated (43kb, roughly half the size of a minimum-quality picture)

PARABOLA is not only intended as a free Solar Fire/Astrogold replacement, it will carry all these functions to mobile as well (tablets, screencasting or horizontal mode may be necessary for niche/very complex features) while never cluttering the main, seamless mobile app experience.

The “Six weeks” (42 days) before and after each eclipse in which we watch for effects is one and a half moon cycles, or the second lunar opposition from the eclipse 🧐

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YVUrCD/ idk why they showed me bible content but what he says is good advice across the board: psychology, manifesting, etc.

PARABOLA master thread: Frustrated by the limitations of current astrology software? Help me fix it by filling out my Google Form! Every suggestion will be seriously considered for inclusion. forms.gle/ryPL2zd1rq3z...

Situations like this are exactly why something like PARABOLA is necessary. You can easily define custom techniques like this in a way not unlike doing simple math on the data. Creating and modifying techniques and other extensions will be as simple as filling out a form.

this is somehow actually what happened

They screwed this all up.

My Department Of The Unseen is more of a real government organization than DOGE.

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

The vibe difference is so clear. The other website was a neverending block party where 80% of the guests were fighting, the rest of us were getting sloppy and nobody cared. This website is more like an office party. Perfect for launching PARABOLA.

The way that my Mercury conjunct Ketu makes me have weird gifts with technology I could probably just pet the murderous robot dogs and then they'd listen to me

This is your chance to help me build the new standard in astrological software in only 1 minute: forms.gle/ryPL2zd1rq3z...

Even without astrology, thinking of a person as being more cardinal fixed or mutable is still insanely useful, especially in dating.

i'm still alive besties. just plotting 👹🖤

I've asked Lord Hanuman for strength so many times And I won't say I have it yet, but I can feel it installing.

Every planet is a hand on a clock. Saturn means it's sad o'clock in the part of your chart it's in, etc.

It's easy to discount Uranus being a huge factor in an individual chart on principle but you shouldn't. Bizarre and traumatized things started happening at ALL my workplaces as soon as it entered my sixth house.

bit.ly/42Z6dmR this is the makings of the desktop app itself. I don't think this is the latest version, because a core rewrite is in progress to allow for user-made extensions, and the effortless handling of enormous amounts of astrological data. These apps are and always will be completely free.

Sharing that the app is very much a Real Thing already. GitHub.com/PARABOLAEngineering/projectkronos This program allows you to create a 192 byte universal binary kernel that will store the positions of the planets accurately for an unlimited amount of time, by the second. (Tested with 30k years.)