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When a corporation gets to a certain size it should be legal to take swipes at them. Bring back shareware. Bring back piracy.

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The actual King

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I am so fucking sick and tired of every fucking headline being written clickbate style. Fucking journalism and media fucked up so much.

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Sabres were certainly ready to get back to regular hockey.

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You're mad at the country that gave us All Dressed Up flavored potato chips? Ridiculous.

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Really digging the opening credits for this season of Dr Stone.

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SHE WEARS T SHIRTS! HE WEARS T SHIRTS! SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND SHE'S WEARING T SHIRTS!

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I wanted USA to win, but I'm not mad at all that Canada beat them. I'll eat that karma with a grin.

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Alls I knows is I never wants to sees the NHL All-Stars game evers again.

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I sure as hell hope there is someone besides Hochul or a republican to vote for in the next NY governor election.

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To the guy behind the USA bench at the 4 Nations final with a MAGA hat on; fuck off you fucking turd

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When my doctor says I need to cut back on chocolate milk and ramen.

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Musk for sure still regularly quotes Austin Powers. Probably in the bedroom, mostly.

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6 year old is belting out a never-ending song about rainbows like she's Ronnie James Dio

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Dr. Weitzman driving a Slingshot is a great choice. You've done it again, American Dad

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As prevalent as streaming services are, how are there so many god awful user interfaces? I'm looking at you, TBS.

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It's so many negative things, and it's all driven by a cash grab scam.

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Sure, things look bleak for the Buffalo Sabres. But it's nothing three 8 game win streaks can't fix

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Easter is going to cost Americans 750 billion this year

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Having some serious doubts about this Willenium

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If you could perfect Capatalism using robots and computers and no longer need human workers at all, you could essentially grow your wealth infinitely; that's why this is happening.

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How in the Hell is he not being walked out of the White House? FBI? CIA? Hello? By the way, don't come talking to me about this because I see it as an act of saving my Country which means I'm not violating any laws. Is he hinting at martial law? Absolutely bonkers stuff!

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"I learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens," is a Hell of an opening line.

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It's amazing how so many of them, like RFK Jr, are basically MLM people. "You don't need that mental health medication. You're problem, same as 95% of people in this country, is that you don't drink enough taro. What is taro, you ask? Well it's this new superfood..." Ridiculous.

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4 Nations Canada vs USA game is not holding back on the hits.

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I wonder if that guy is still selling loosies at the Asland green line stop.

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Dear Nintendo, I want to replay Wind Waker but only the HD version and I only have the Game Cube version. I love the game, but the HD improvements sound glorious. Please put Wind Waker HD on Switch or send me a Wii U and Wind Waker HD. Thank you.

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Hip-Hop is short for 'HIP replacement?-HOPe your recovery goes well!'

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I like dark chocolate. But a real good milk chocolate is fantastic.

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At least the USA is doing one thing right.

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Canada becoming a USA state is ridiculous. It's to big to be a state. Canadian provinces are much bigger than states. USA should become a Canadian province.

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