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derekasaff.bsky.social
Writer. Rescue Dog lover. Bert on the outside. Ernie on the inside. Reps at WME/KaplanPerrone.
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I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else worried about that Chekhov's gun on The Pitt heading into next week? "Stand between ten and two so the helicopter pilot can see you."

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

@browsermod.bsky.social, please remove me from your google list. I don't want to be on it. It's confusing for some people and they just block it.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m this old:

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek? No.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

How many ingredients can change in a dish b4 it is no longer that dish? e.g. is it still Eggs Benedict if you swap the English muffin for plain toast? What if you also swap the hollandaise for bearnaise? And the bacon for crab? Shouldn't this be called something else? In this Ted talk I will--

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Irish I was a little bit taller Irish I was a baller Irish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her Irish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impala

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Vampire Lord: under tonight's blood moon, legions of undead shall walk this cursed earth, hunting you wretched mortals so we may feast upon your souls Gavin Newsom: and I can't thank you enough for taking time away from all that to appear on my podcast

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Happy McDonald's Filet-o-Fish Friday to all the other low standard pescatarians out there!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't feel the earthquake. My wife did. My dogs did. The house made some noise. But I didn't feel it. Should I see my doctor? Am I dead?

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments