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Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

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man, FUCK rfk jr

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MAGNETO WAS RIGHT

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i am 100% down with celebrities going on these commercial trips to space. it’s bringing them back that i have an issue with. folks,

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going out to the garage to do some tweeting iykwim

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brb calling the cops on christopher nolan

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jack’s pizza owns

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Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count

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just yesterday the attempted discourse was that dipshits like this need to be encouraged to post more

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Gonna go with the rare gif reply for this one

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you know what would really pull this room together? a bunch of people farting and shitting things up

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More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

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passed your moms house, looks like shes got a busy weekend

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We should put Shrek on our money

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dems will always be whiny pedantic losers who, like the insufferable kid in class, is impelled to be technically correct. doesn't matter if tariffs have a place in a fair economy. you dont have to acknowledge that a serial killer's bonesaw of choice has a place in a polite society.

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Gen X continues to prove that drinking leaded hose water isn't a flex

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fuck the dodgers, go cardinals

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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

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when the market's post-work two for one applebee's margs hit just right

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never madder at myself than when i go to bed and an hour later realize that i forgot to turn my heating pad on

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there's an ernest goes to space vibe happening here

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Fuck me this is funny

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"this rear wheel tie rod looks like shit, bill" "I AM A MAKER IN THE IMAGE OF GOD"

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"Trump will never do this, the laws will keep him in check!"

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up at 3am, zooted out of my brain, placing bets on a dark web illegal streaming site that mr. fluffernutter will destroy dr. cuddlebug

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hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money

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my autistic child’s new obsession is lining up the same four stuffed animals in the same order on a raised table directly facing my wife and she’s starting to get creeped out lol

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i have many enemies, but my most hated/feared is whoever the dillweed is at the oscar meyer plant who keeps farting into every container of deli turkey i buy before it is sealed and shipped to me

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

man, FUCK rfk jr

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT

i am 100% down with celebrities going on these commercial trips to space. it’s bringing them back that i have an issue with. folks,

going out to the garage to do some tweeting iykwim

brb calling the cops on christopher nolan

jack’s pizza owns

Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count

just yesterday the attempted discourse was that dipshits like this need to be encouraged to post more

Gonna go with the rare gif reply for this one

you know what would really pull this room together? a bunch of people farting and shitting things up

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

passed your moms house, looks like shes got a busy weekend

We should put Shrek on our money

dems will always be whiny pedantic losers who, like the insufferable kid in class, is impelled to be technically correct. doesn't matter if tariffs have a place in a fair economy. you dont have to acknowledge that a serial killer's bonesaw of choice has a place in a polite society.

Gen X continues to prove that drinking leaded hose water isn't a flex

fuck the dodgers, go cardinals

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

when the market's post-work two for one applebee's margs hit just right

never madder at myself than when i go to bed and an hour later realize that i forgot to turn my heating pad on

there's an ernest goes to space vibe happening here

Fuck me this is funny

"this rear wheel tie rod looks like shit, bill" "I AM A MAKER IN THE IMAGE OF GOD"

"Trump will never do this, the laws will keep him in check!"

up at 3am, zooted out of my brain, placing bets on a dark web illegal streaming site that mr. fluffernutter will destroy dr. cuddlebug

hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money

my autistic child’s new obsession is lining up the same four stuffed animals in the same order on a raised table directly facing my wife and she’s starting to get creeped out lol

i have many enemies, but my most hated/feared is whoever the dillweed is at the oscar meyer plant who keeps farting into every container of deli turkey i buy before it is sealed and shipped to me

i have gathered enough data to say this: chipotle sucks ass

i would prefer it if times would be less interesting in my second-half