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(📢) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Beast publishes a sourced allegation that Trump has been a Russian spy since 1987 and then—possibly under some form of threat—deletes it. But in an act of unusual heroism, it left it up long enough for Wayback Machine to capture it text. Here it is (please share):

submitted 6 days ago • 567 comments

I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this

submitted 17 days ago • 92 comments

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank. Now I do.

submitted 21 days ago • 504 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 24 days ago • 1324 comments

I think I can tell you with a fair degree of confidence that today I planned to buy some potatoes… (anticipated replies: 6, retweets: 0, likes: 22)

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

I’m sure there’s lots of reasons the apocalypse is gonna be wild, but like 6-7 weeks in when everyone starts running out of their meds yall better buckle up

submitted 30 days ago • 23 comments

I'm not big on love songs or themes as a rule, but this one's different somehow, always liked it, and feel it perfectly describes that 'rush' of that initial connection with someone special; as well as sounding distinctly Australian.

submitted 66 days ago • 6 comments

Thank you Rhett! Heads up to music lovers, there's a HEAP of clips, specials & things like Rock Arena. Huge assortment, a lot of Oz rock, plenty from overseas, obviously a heavy bias towards rock music given my preferences. Been so long since I played these can't wait myself to see what's there!

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I live near an elite private school and seeing their endless taxpayer funded building and grounds projects (new aquatic centre! New performing arts centre! New student art gallery!) while my kids' state high school had to fundraise just to get electrical wiring in the library repaired boils my piss

submitted 87 days ago • 24 comments