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Do we think the World Cup and the Olympics are still happening? I do not.

You ever notice rich people eat gross stuff? Like they’re making delicacies based on difficulty to obtain at a base level and not difficult to obtain +delicious modifier. Once they figured out lobsters were bomb because poor people made them bomb, they were too popular and thusly expensive.

I don't want a thin glass/metal phone. I want a clean, rubberized exterior that is thick enough to eliminate the camera bump, but not "utilitarian". Just make it functional as hell. The iphone design language is ugly, and knowing how fragile it has always been, makes previous ones ugly too IMO

I’m choosing Bluesky because I literally fight people on twitter. We meet up and I beat them up for their bad political takes. And if I’m going to run for CA-41 (is this an announcement?), I need to stop getting my knuckles bloody on brick walls or things of similar intelligence.

The Sam Sedar debate was fun. Ben appeared to be smart at one point but now is totally brain broken but I’m glad he got some time

Idk if the dots are connecting but when they say “make America first” they mean “make the America Government (the entity with the most money as well as the ability to make more) the most powerful”. They (12 people?) want the government to be their own personal bank.

I’m so paranoid that I think real videos of people talking slightly out of sync are obviously AI lol

So tired of these muthafuckin tech billionaires on this mutha fuckin timeline. Stop existing. Donate every penny you have.

Pre-internet (and its maturity), people would find out about events in the newspaper and on television. It was easier to funnel the same info to everyone. Conversely, it’s now much harder to get some of that information as reliably. This is why “centralized” is often a feature.

In the latest episode of AHA, pigeon expert says a pigeon is searching for *something* and @hankgreen.bsky.social says “just like all of us” and NOBODY acknowledges it.

Under no circumstances do we give Meta or Grok AI additional information.

Staples center looks kinda lame after watching the clippers in their new arena

@emmavigeland.bsky.social making such great points about how we were worried about TikTok’s data scraping meanwhile nobody says a word when Twitter’s CEO literally forces his way into your classified private information. Elon Musk is RATFUCKING EVERY AMERICAN. 🥴

Mercedes went from my favorite team to my least favorite team and it really only had like 10% to do with LH. The whole “shut up and drive” attitude of Toto has me as a maximum hater.

Hate to alarm you guys, but I’m reading about Elon Musk taking control of the treasury department on mainstream websites? What are we doing here?

I feel like Barry an Severance take place in the same universe.

I’m not really praising clergy for their statements regularly but the woman who spoke directly to the president yesterday did amazing. “Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were all once strangers in this land.” amen and shit

Why does Siri listen for so long after I ask? Didn’t Apple get in trouble for this already

If you say some racist shit, your phone should lock for 5 minutes and it grows every time like you put the wrong password in.

The ai plant is going to do energy generation

You were real close on the TikTok money angle @jonfavs.bsky.social Crazy it went down before $trump went public and came back up after it crashed. Everyone was talking about TikTok lol

Didn’t Apple get in trouble for Siri listening to too much? My Siri stays on indefinitely after I talk to it once. It just listens. No replies. Glowing edges, orange dot, everything. I won’t say another word about this if you upgrade my tech stack yearly Apple. Home lab too

Same but end it with “when you make it clear you don’t know how to play ANY video games well, after like decades of bragging to be the great at ANY video game.” The richest man in the world getting caught in a lie that is makes him look pathetic to one of the only groups he cares to impress… gamers

The automaker that successfully makes their entertainment and AV layers of the tech stack “open source” (marketing for customizable) and embraces community “dash packs” and has serial input for storage growth additional processing and modems and all that… global domination maybe

Somewhere, someone thinks that the City of Yucaipa is an inclusive and welcoming Southern California suburb. They’re probably already located in Yucaipa. Maybe it’s UBI they’re referring to? What you think @governor.ca.gov ?

time and space are relative. So when people say “this year went by fast!” and I don’t agree, does their perception *actually* differ from mine physically? When people are busy and have fast days, are they moving/aging at a dif rate bc of their perception regardless of coords?

I struggle with this daily.