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Oh no! The police need MORE money. I thought they got the biggest chunk of tax resources, but THEY NEED MORE! Pwease give money to powice

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Is it possible to be actually diagnosed as a literal baby? Like you present as an adult, but all your functions are that of an infant? Asking for Bert Kreischer

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As a bipolar man, the problem with Kanye is not that he’s mentally ill. The problem with Kanye is that he’s untreated. Me before vs. Me properly medicated is night and day, and it is IRRESPONSIBLE for Kanye not to be

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There, I fixed it

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This economic downturn will make it easier to make them Canada’s 11th province. Nah, let’s just make them a territory

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USA: You’re gonna miss us when we’re gone! World: “Nope”

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“I haven’t seen Pierre Poilievre in like 6 months.” Me in 6 months

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, that’s not even close, Schimmler

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Cory Booker for President!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Is fascism here yet, Jon Stewart? Or should we let it keep creeping?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s before and after faces should play the dual roles in the next She-Hulk reboot

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

CBS, you know what you did. 😔

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Geese are back in Canada now. After spending a month in an El Salvadoran gulag, of course

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Fuck ICE!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I just got an ad for Tourism Grand Forks. I live 3 hours away from them, and I’ve NEVER gotten a tourism ad from them. Nobody’s going to your shithole country, are you crazy?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The White Lotus is bad at storytelling In the first scene of season 3, there’s gunshots, then they do the tired “one week earlier” trope Skip

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7 songwriters:

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I don’t remember what weak insult Margie spewed at Jasmine Crockett. All I remember is:

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Not only are they confirming what we suspected in the landfill searches, we’re uncovering new evidence. So, Heather Stefanson, how much crow do you have in your fridge, and do you need any help preparing it?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

To make the government more efficient, they let ME bomb Yemen today!!! 💪🏾🇺🇸🍗

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

WWII Code Talkers, painstakingly created codes based on their Indigenous languages to ensure the enemy didn’t understand war plans. Pete Hegseth: Can I just tweet it?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Poilievre wants to create “shovel-ready zones” I think he’s doing enough shovelling for all of us

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I’m busy denying WhatsApp requests from US government

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Danielle Smith: “Where did you get the idea I told trump to pause tariffs?” “Um, our source is…you”

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Why not just print the headline: SLOW NEWS DAY

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