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Ranting & roaring & occasionally snarking. I exceed your daily recommended dose of saucy comments. Be nice to my boys, though, and I'll love you forever. He/him
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Our Father, Who art in Heaven, And is a true stud playing puck. Give us this a day a team That remembers how to shoot the biscuit And that greasy goals win games too. For thine is the Kingdom But this is our game Forever and ever All Canadians. #wjc2025

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

If you're watching Canada v United States at the World Juniors and you see a good looking young fellow holding a red "In George We Trust" sign, well, you've probably found my child.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Patty Laine wants Ruff fired.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like if Hagens and Schaefer are off the board, the next tier for the Habs will be Misa/McQueen/Frondell. The gap at 2C might overwhelm the desire to go BPA/Martone unless Dach really turns it around in Jan/Feb

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

In Warren Ellis' classic "Transmetropolitian" main character Spider Jerusalem once submitted a opinion column that was just the word "F*ck" repeated 4,000 times. For no reason at all I am thinking of that and @arponbasu.bsky.social @bwildemtl.bsky.social and a few more you writer types. #Habs

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Gudas Trouba is such a bad idea.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The Rangers aren't doing this because they're bored & if Dregs is right & they have multiple trade offers on the board then this whole thing must be prelude to something else. But what?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

That man must feel like king of the world right now.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

What Buddy on TSN just said is my motto for the rest of the season: "Take your Laines." #Habs

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I think a realistic expectation for Laine after about 1 1/2 years not playing is 15 min TOI, no visible discomfort or pain, a couple shot attempts and 2 SOGs, probably on a PP. Anything else tonight is a bonus. #Habs

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not even checking hockey twitter for 48 hours after this Hunter Biden news.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Josh Anderson has officially played his way back into my good books.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Kiddo had a rough start to his U13 season but finally broke out in game 3 for 2 goals 1 assist and a "fight." He's quite proud of his first Gordie Howe hat trick of the year.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

This is #Habs hockey?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone here know anything about Jay, Vermont?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up is realizing that because Q introduced the Federation to the Borg, he saved the Federation from the Dominion.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I've been off my feet for two days with a bug and am just getting my voice back. How are you?

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Any actor wishing to perfect a look of pure betrayal & misery should study our dog at bath time.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @dwancherry.bsky.social

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