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Gonna be dipping for a bit. I've been really unsuccessful at fully isolating from a lot of negative outside stimuli, so I'm going full offline. Probably just a week or two, idk.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I would serve the 6 foot tall ancient Iranian priestess with a golden eyeball unquestioningly tbh

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Hey man, separate from my feelings about the game, I gotta talk about how FUCKIN' WEIRD MGS1 is about Meryl. She's like a horny 13 year old boy's idea of what a feminist action girl should be. She's a soldier but an innocent, armed and uniformed but you identify her by the swishing of her thicc ass.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Just beat the PS1 version of MGS1 for the first time. I had only played Twin Snakes before this. I think everybody who throws a fit about Twin Snakes is fuckin' trippin', it's the same shit. Also, big oof, had forgotten how weird the first game is about every woman (but Meryl in particular).

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I had all five of these dogs crammed into this bed and my business all night. Shoutout to thunderstorms. I know I like a little bit of touch while I sleep but this was ridiculous.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Martha and I decided to basically extend Valentine's Day into the whole weekend, as an excuse to say: we ain't doin SHIT this weekend. She's not helping her mom, I'm doing the bare minimum chores, just a weekend of us eating good and chilling on the couch and finding inventive uses for coconut oil.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Taunting @magitekdad.bsky.social with cooking progress photos is such a wonderful hobby

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

you can apparently put custom text on stickers in Wilds now

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Elon paying random right-wing e-girls he picked up on twitter to have his kids by IVF is evidence that there is in fact such a thing as western decadence.

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

I've heard you can use callibre + anna's archive to backup your amazon/digital purchases

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submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

Happy Valentine's!

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

You know, I said this morning that it's harder for me to feel that romantic spark these days... but pushing myself to go for the big romantic gesture anyway feels good. It's like exercising a neglected muscle. It'll come back if I just keep working it.

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submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Valentine's Day dinner! We're a little broke to go out but I can still make something a little special for someone who deserves it ♥️

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Turns out I only needed encouragement from one (1) more person so FUCK IT YOLO

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I keep thinking I should share these scrapped punchlines for the gag Valentine's Day card I made but every time I hit post I immediately delete. I don't need to be judged for these lmao.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Me and @peachia.bsky.social have another reason to keep going

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

If I can be honest I've been slightly dreading Valentine's Day. My mental health has put up a lot of barriers to feeling romantic, and a day celebrating romance and for big sweeping displays of romantic love feels like something I'll have to fake my way through. I imagine I'm not the only one!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

You ever wake up and know that maybe you can't remember what your dreams were, but you know them shits weren't good! All the drawbacks of a fucked up night of dreams and I don't even get a surreal story to tell out of it.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

very close, but no

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments