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derky.bsky.social
gay commie, has cats, likes rocks. my political beliefs include banning every car, nuking scottsdale arizona, international transgender jihad, and killing elon musk
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He is eraserhead baby

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bird wanters:

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Russell Martin Bliss in 1971:

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I'm off my old shit (Eraserhead baby crying), I'm on my new shit (Eraserhead baby laughing)

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Hank Green has joined the revolution

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real

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Why is richard branson on here and why are his posts getting 6 figure likes

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He's evil and needs to be restrained

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Please crush them Governor

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

One time I went through TSA with a suitcase full of rocks and they obviously opened my bag up to see what the fuck was going on in there and they unwrapped like 10 rocks before they were like yeah fine I guess it's all just rocks

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

He can be your angle ... or yuor devil

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It’s kind of amazing that I can type “you know that circus song that’s like ‘doo doo doodalooda doo doo doo doo’” and you’ll immediately hear the song in your head triggering a deeply repressed memory of walking in on your mom banging your dad in full clown getup. The human mind is such a marvel

submitted 310 days ago • 4 comments

if your car is too loud or if it looks ugly it should be legal to blow it up with a javelin missile

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My local cafe has some tables made out of a cool augen gneiss if you even care

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this is so beautiful

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(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis

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I don't want to have a job I want to bask in the sunlight of a pleasant desert winter

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

We got a republican shithead running for city council, and check out this very normal claim he made to the local paper (who seemingly didn't look into it at all)

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just contracted #cholera from a contaminated water pump near my home

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eraserhead industrial grinding noises to study and relax to

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what if the eraserhead baby smoked a little cigarette

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goodmorning

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

eraserhead industrial grinding noises to study and relax to

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i liked the part in eraserhead when his head got turned into an eraser

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I would be so good at raising the eraserhead baby. I would treat them so right

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what if the eraserhead baby smoked a little cigarette

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alpha dog with perfect posture

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I've gotten into the habit lately of picking up a little rock - a piece of gravel or whatever - when I get on my bike. When somebody does some dumb shit like this in front of me, I throw it at their car. Doesn't really do anything but the little ding noise is kinda satisfying

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Ripping the wiring out of someone's walls is actually the most ethical form of copper mining

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Self-doxxing so I can show off the view from my desk again

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Looking at product reviews on amazon for a work thing and oooh AI fucked this shit up bad

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

love when they do this type of thing

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I think something that will be a serious problem going forward is that Americans largely cannot conceive of a form of government that doesn't resemble the pitiful excuse of a state that we have now

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Can we finally do metric system after this government collapses

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.

submitted 24 days ago • 509 comments

If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments

Hello to all the people from reddit or wherever the gray cat post got reposted this time

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment