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i was born in the arms of imaginary friends. https://deronworld.komi.io
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i wish my mother would just come out of the beyhive closet. she always talks about how much she doesn’t like her, yet she has this hanging on the wall in the guest room 😭 it’s the only thing hanging in there too. like girl…

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i’m literally one vinyl away from completing my beyoncé collection and…i didn’t even realize it until today.

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is it wrong for me to date my friend’s ex-husband?

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🤭 he said:

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he made this and sent it to me, but i let him post it for y’all to see 🙂‍↕️❤️

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i could make him so happy 🙂‍↕️

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i can’t wait to die so i can narrate my death 🙂‍↕️🪦

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I hate liking somebody I can’t trust. 🙃

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“grandpa, were you fighting during WWIII?” me: oh no, son. i was busy doing more important things! 🙂‍↕️ the more important things:

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doechii badu 🙂‍↕️

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happy anniversary 🌕

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oh nobody gonna be making omelettes 😭

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i hope i’m not narcoleptic because the way i be falling asleep at this desk…

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now why she eat him up like this 😭

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🙂‍↕️ soft kisses on some fat lips…

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🙂‍↕️ oh brother brother…

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not i just fell down the stairs 😭

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in need of a hug 🫂🥺

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my friend who works for disney: did you see the news about them cancelling the princess tiana series? me: 🙃🙄😒

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idris and lance because I know they’d smell good and leave me alone to listen to my music in peace

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my body has been giving 3.5/10 for the past couple of years…but it’s whatever i guess 🥲

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look into their eyes and you see what they know…

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let the rain come down and wash away my tears. let it fill my soul and drown my fears. let it shatter the walls for a new sun. a new day has… COME.

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that man put chives in my parisian salad. HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED. 😭

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CURTIS MAYFIELD ON THE SPEAKER. LIL MALCOLM, MARTIN MIXED WIT MAMA TINA. NEED ANOTHER MARCH? LEMME CALL TAMIKA. NEED PEACE AND REPARATION FOR MY PEOPLE.

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ancestors on the wall. let the ghosts chit chat. 🙂‍↕️

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some people don’t need to lose too much weight because their new body proportions make them look like bobbleheads on a stick.

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starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office…

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another year and another oscar night i am going home empty handed…but i am truly glad to see my peers win in my loss. one day that golden man shall be mine. ✨🏆✨

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it’s me being up rn like i don’t have to be at work in a few hours 🤪

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life is coming at me fast, keep my bible on the dash. keep this pistol in my seat, just in case i—

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🙂‍↕️ when you’re not here, i sleep in your t-shirt…

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