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I love when folks change their names to something completely ironic, like I know someone who goes by "Merit" when they have anything but merit. One of the worst people I know, actually. Maybe it's like when ppl buy larger clothes and they want to grow into it? Idk man, 15+ years... give it up.

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Delivery drivers and outsourced customer service people have to be the stupidest, least intelligent people in the world. I get that everyone needs a job, but some jobs need more than just a person who can use words good.

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so yesterday I drank maybe 2L of water instead of my usual 4-5L+ and my kidney calmed the fuck down so finding a lot of little things that help I guess. Two months til final surgery.

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*beard on character* *gay social media goes nutso*

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Actually, probably 70% of the work calls I get are solved by just rebooting.

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See, and they say comedy can't be funny anymore.

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I want the same excitement again that I had the 1st time playing #BreathoftheWild.

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Why do people put their cell phones in their mouths? When was the last time you washed your phone? Do you put your phone on gym benches or on random surfaces like restaurant tables? Eew.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If I were elected president everyone gets an extra chocolate milk at lunch and 1 more recess every day.

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At the current rank I'm in for #Overwatch2, people get tilted WAY TOO EASILY. Taunting the other team's tank in chat cause he kept swapping characters after I kill him. I was able to get him to call me... whatever this is supposed to be. I'd say I got in his head:

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It just seems so cringey. It has nothing to do with corporate culture, I fuck with corporate culture all the time. It's that it always comes off ridiculous and minimalizing, AND people read superhero comics to escape. If someone can do this well, more power to them. But normally it's shit.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Is there such thing as an anti-diuretic? Cause this kidney pain is no fucking joke. I drink 5L of water a day, which is probably not helping so I am just going to stop drinking anything. Dry that fucker out. Please stop the pain! I can't sleep, I want to punch things, I want to curl up and die.

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America needs more Luigi Mangiones.

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omfg they called me 30 mins BEFORE the appointment expecting me to answer. what the fuck people.

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*sigh* and I have a phone pre-op appointment scheduled for... 15 mins ago. I called the # on the MyChart appointment and it's the clinic, and they said I would receive a call soon. WELL WHEN???

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I wish ppl would stop lying so much, especially customer service ppl. If you tell me you're going to call me "tomorrow morning", please don't make me ask what you mean by "tomorrow" 3 days later. Who the fuck thinks it's ok to lie like that? Oregon unemployment is a fucking joke. I hate this place.

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We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State. H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.

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I honestly cannot wait. Get it over with!

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I really wish some MFers would make their apps work better before adding BS AI features.

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If you're the kind of person who gets embarrassed when a band like eve6 says this one's for you Karlee then just keep your hood on

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I am LOVING all these 3-time Trump voters being fired from their govt jobs saying "wahh but I'm not DEI it's not fair"

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Oh cool so the new Avatar series might have TWO Avatars (twins)??

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