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des.moe
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ich habe gerade den satz »i did some quick chatgpt math« gesehen und erstens hast du einen scheiß getan, das ist so, als würde ich sagen, dass ich ein uber eats essen gekocht habe und zweitens, warum benutzt du die einzige software auf dem planeten, die aktiv schlecht in mathe ist?

Selbes Playbook überall.

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

This is how it’s done.

There has to be a better way to install git on Linux man

Hattest du vor das 2017 hochzuladen, oder was?

Angelus Merkel

How has this not become a popular reaction image?

man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while

Mümmelmannsberg, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

extremely morbid realization that inauguration is my deadline to finish this deportations article because they're planning to start the day after

American homeowners in places most exposed to climate disasters are increasingly dropping home insurance as premiums rise, leaving them exposed to financial ruin as climate threats intensify, according to sweeping new government data.

Post-apocalypse show pausing for the apocalypse

Current state of Facebook Rather than show me posts from friends and family, Facebook’s algorithm keeps showing me weird fake AI-generated images fantasizing that George Costanza went on to become an architect, for some reason Meta’s AI tool then confuses George Costanza with Georgian architecture

Doom 2016, das "haha niemand interessiert sich für die Story" durchgehend als Stilmittel verwendet mit einem viel zu ungeduldigen Doom Slayer, dich dann aber trotzdem zwingt ständig stehenbleiben zu müssen und in jeden Dialog zumindest mal kurz reinzuhören, nervt mich bis heute.

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

now this, this is how you make chili (ingreds in alt text)

8151 years until the birth of Paul Atreides.

endlich hält die seestraße was sie verspricht.

it was made for me! this is my hole!

Twin Peaks: Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson at the RR Diner.

This right here is a New Years masterpiece if anybody is looking for a NYE pic.

Twin Peaks: Ronette Pulaski awake from her coma.

a public space isn't complete without automatic repair

Grünes Klima-Gaga: Weihnachtsmann soll Haus durch Wärmpepumpe betreten

welcome to the cocktagon

I couldn't get this idea out of my head... hopefully this is okay to do! #fanart #art #illustration

I think as a society we need to distinguish between vaporwave liminal and half-life liminal

my gaming setup

New problem: some of these big modlists seem to use mods with AI generated voices 🤢