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deserately.bsky.social
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There’s a Bengali version of “they lived happily ever after” that goes আমার কথাটি ফুরোলো, নটে গাছটি মুড়োলো।. It means “here the story ends, and the spinach is eaten by the goat”

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This lady is unwell and it's only a matter of time until someone successfully exploits her for something truly heinous.

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Thanks so much to Greg Davies and Alex Horne for having me along for their Taskmaster Series 19 premiere at Town Hall! It was such a fun and wonderful night and I’m so lucky to get to do such exciting things! (Thanks to the fans for being so swell also!) 📸: @hels.bsky.social

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Aren't we generally more concerned about how precendented this all might be?

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Biden's vapid smiliness in a bizarre context put me in mind of George Clooney's Batman.

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I'm so behind the times, I hadn't even realised someone had taken the punk out of yachting. Who would do such a thing?!

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Here are some changes I have noticed already after starting up HRT less than two weeks ago: Energy is back My personality is back Anxiety almost fully gone (I'm still anxious about the future but not the spiraling kind) Frozen shoulder unfreezing Hands don't constantly hurt any more

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He's making a list He's checking it twice Now checking it thrice This disorder's not nice Santa Claus has chronic OCD

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Judge: Well, young man, you pleaded Guilty to First Degree Murder, but I ain't seen you murder nobody in this here courthouse, so you're free to go!

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Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."

submitted 76 days ago • 52 comments

Let he who hath not raped anyone cast the first stone 😇

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Genuine question: do we think Biden will keep up the Botox and fake hair after he's no longer President? He's been looking like a poorly-repaired antique porcelain doll for a while.

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“For better or worse , better or worse, better or worse” Optician’s wedding vows.

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The Gregg Wallace thing is very interesting. It shows that when the usual suspects are presented with a dilemma in which they can either shit on the BBC or belittle women, they plump for belittling women. Fascinating.

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Why does this make me sad? God it's such a weird time, isn't it.

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I go with the Personality Disorders Ward myself.

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Does anyone feel like being a constant reassuring presence in my life? It’s cool if not

submitted 90 days ago • 7 comments

[in French restaurant] "Excuse me, can we see the menu please?" "Mais oui" "Oh, sorry. May we see the menu please?"

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

everybody's pissed at me for opening the gates of hell even though barely any hell got out

submitted 91 days ago • 22 comments

Oh my God, they're trying to kill us with cringe

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felt coot, might delete later

submitted 92 days ago • 16 comments

He's just resigning to spend more time with his "family."

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it’s been months since I heard someone say “nostalgia is a form of mourning” and I’m still not over it

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I'm sorry to say that I repeatedly read this post as starting "Hugo Loss." It jammed my brain.

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I see Dr. Seuss has changed his tune

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If I were the FBI, I would definitely pivot to 100% extraterrestrials. Maybe the truth *is* out there! It's definitely not in here!

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Cheese and Bechdel test, yum

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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

submitted 97 days ago • 581 comments

This is the nuclear version of thinking you've made a nice new friend, then they ask you about your star sign.

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