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Heh heh heh - I made this #meme a long time ago and forgot about it.

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They’d have to physically carry me out as I kicked, scratched, bit, punched, pulled hair, spit, and screamed. But, hey, that’s me.

submitted 6 days ago • 170 comments

Sorry, but I’m unfollowing you, @axios.com. If you want me back, you know what to do.

submitted 6 days ago • 1885 comments

This is correct. I'm sick people saying stuff like "yes, but will this really affect you?" What's happening is already hitting people who don't deserve it. And I'm not onboard with that.

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Deport Elon! It’s a #coup

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Overheard on an extraterrestrial spacecraft passing Earth's solar system: "Some of the chucklefucks on the third planet call other people from -- I shit you not -- the same damn planet 'aliens!'"

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You wanna talk about #governmentwaste? Imagine the couch-cleaning bills at the Naval Observatory right now!

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This is amazing. Follow them and share if you can.

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It’s pretty wild to watch a governor in a wheelchair trying to take away accommodations for disabilities…

submitted 9 days ago • 1103 comments

We have a rare drizzly day here in #phoenix. My daughter was even more buzzed about #soccer practice than usual because of it.

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Why do they keep letting these people into the buildings? They have no authority to enter and need to be stopped. Quit rolling over for these assholes.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Other search engines should mock "Gulf of America" mercilessly. Imagine: Atlantic Ocean: American Ocean Pacific Ocean: Other American Ocean Bering Sea: 'Murican Sea

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In their next joint White House appearance, President Elon Musk will put his hand up Trump's butt, sit him on his lap and use him like a ventriloquist's dummy. #elonmusk #trump #politics

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Giving kids information isn't indoctrinating them. Withholding information is indoctrinating them.

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So, youth.gov, a #government site for youth programs and resources, is down. That means kids and orgs alike don't have info for welfare, juvenile justice, education, family violence and LGBTQ info. This is what some people think "winning" looks like. Tell me how this is good. 'Murica, am I right?

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My friends, I've been watching a Facebook thread in which some guy who doesn't have a grasp of basic punctuation is calling a professor at a major university a sheep who believes everything he's told. #socialmedia

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It's funny how Biden was simultaneously a criminal mastermind who weaponized the DOJ while also being a doddering, senile Luby's enthusiast.

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True words right here. www.reddit.com/r/Snorkblot/...

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The current regime: Consumer protection sucks, actually. But pollution rocks!

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To all who resist: Stay strong. Don’t let disillusionment win. What you must do: Find your community, join hands, and act together. Local organizations are your allies in this fight—get involved, stay connected, and remember: we’re stronger united. Share this with others. #Resist #StayStrong

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Not many people know this, but Lucifer is actually short for Lucifernando.

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@fangandfable.com -- So I've mostly brewed beer, which requires an insane amount of sanitizing. Is it the same with mead?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

How is letting some katemine-fueled dildo access to rummage through US citizen's private information not an impeachable high crime?

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Tell the old people that Trump is gonna take their weather reports.

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Kris Mayes is getting better by the day.

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The past few weeks have made me think that my country has turned into a banana republic. But I realized "Mushroom Republic" is more accurate. I'm sure #stormydaniels would agree. #trump #politics

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Man, this Revenge of the Nerds sequel kind of sucks ...

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Despite rulings to pause the President's federal funding freeze, some organizations continue to experience funding disruptions. If your Arizona government entity or nonprofit is encountering these issues, I urge you report them at www.azag.gov. Full press release here: www.azag.gov/press-releas...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Rather than Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), can we agree to call them Very Incel-like Republican Guys Installing Nefarious Shit (VIRGINS)?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This tracks with my experience.

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