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submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

One of my cats died suddenly tonight. Absolutely devastating.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I'm at work so it's a day for a shite ready meal. Slimming world cauliflower macaroni cheese. Absolute shite. 0/10. Would not eat again, would rather death was an option.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to fix 25 years of bad life choices with one cup of tea

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck oasis, I've got pulp and NIN in the same week. 90s me is elated.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yay I am going to see Pulp. God knows why I have willing paid 1.50 to have an email with my tickets in though.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can't fucking believe the ex social housing house just behind me has been turned into a £105 a night Air BnB.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Don't mean to show off lads but I've got two and a half days off in a row 🥳

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Some random old woman came in the boozer earlier, asked for a glass of water, sat down, bought her glass back to the bar and said 'I waited plates in a cafe for 40 years and never once slept with the manager' it came completely out of the blue. Why have I got the weirdos this week? 🤣😭

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Guess what, lads? It's Sunday night, and I'm not working! 🥳

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the phrase, but I really go above and beyond in one job more so than the other. One job wouldn't have got me out of bed on a Sunday morning on my day off. But here I am at the other while a sound engineer loads his van up at 10am.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Why must my exes keep cropping up at work related gigs.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Just plucked my chin hair in preparation. #sext

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Every day I take a red and white capsule, and a blue and white capsule. I still live in merry equilibrium and know I will never be part of the matrix

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight we had a chilli. It was too spicy for me 😫 ##dartsfood we won though lads! 4-2

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

That said I've been wearing a towel for an hour and need to leave the house. I prefer Monday night mixed darts to ladies Tuesday for fun but Tuesday night's are more organised and the girls turn up without me having to get all emotional on their asses

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

#dartsfood away last night, broken up, slow cooker cooked hotdogs with extra earholes. Tonight, we're home and it's the last ladies' game of the season, so hopefully, she's cooked up something nice

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I am at work. 6pm is no time to start on Sunday night. I am still very horse.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling horse again. Don't worry he loves it

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Full shift at work, then the theatre darling. Still plagued by the dreaded cold

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Darts. #dartsfood last night was at home so we had Thai green curry and chips. Tonight away so probably chicken nuggets

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I've been looking for nice pants. Pointless tbh. Everything has got extra bells and whistles.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Made a mistake of innocently clicking on the darts #. That's the bullseye! 🎯

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

At least I've been semi productive today. Now to the docs to celebrate the HRT working, lads 😏 then work for 2 silly hours, then #darts

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

He just got up, looked at me, and said, "Why are you up?" I snarled at him.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

More ground staff and fewer managers would be a good start. I have that knowledge straight from the source.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I am surrounded by 3 snoring males. 1 mostly human (i suppose) the dog and a cat. Should probably leave them to it like i said I was going to 20 minutes ago

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to leave my hell pit and sit on the sofa with a coffee. He's working from home today, so that's 10 rounds of Monday meetings I have to listen to. Plus, he was on strike last week, so I suppose I better get rid of the brazier and the placards that he put up in the living room.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I can't even get the dog up to go for an early stroll. You watch this space when I'm napping at 2pm, just before work.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

About fucking time.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments