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detectivepikachu.bsky.social
she/her sky ape, king of girls, ball knower, black metal liker
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what’s that animal that sleeps like this

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

In order to distract from impending doom I am considering getting super into a trading card game. Idk which but one of them

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’m depressed as shit but look how cute and cuddly the kitties have been

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core

submitted 65 days ago • 137 comments

I feel lucky to be surrounded by so much love and to hold so much love in my heart for my friends

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Everything feels so hard :(

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

On two nights, I have seen three different possums scrambling across the length of the wood fence behind my apartment. Two of them were humongous. I need more in my life

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Merchant Ships mentioned @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

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scooby doom www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id...

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a guy wearing this

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Travis Hunter and Ashton Jeanty could have both won the heisman without that feeling lame and uncool

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Reskeet if you're fucking tired of things being so fucking hard and you just want a goddamn break man

submitted 83 days ago • 12 comments

December 2021 vs December 2024

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Occasionally, death metal can be fun… possibly even good. If you can believe it open.spotify.com/album/11nkfw...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

LMAO

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

good for you book (back cover in replies)

submitted 302 days ago • 31 comments

I need anyone reading this to send me an album you like a lot so I can listen to it

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

First electrolysis session coming up and my facial hair grows super slow so I’ve been growing it out for 3 days now. let me tell ya, this shit sucks for the dysphoria. sucks real bad

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

New hair dropped

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Scott Frost Day lives again, bitch

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

What I wore to go be called Sir today

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Getting by by thinking about this possum who was on my parents’ front porch this past weekend. Little fella has not a care in the world besides Steal Cat Food and Be Cute. They do not know what “Rent” or “Health Insurance” or “Micromanagement” are. For this they are blessed above all men

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I don’t want to spend every day for the rest of my life trying to fight off Capitalism Depression where the best you can hope for is a long weekend now and then. It’s like treading water. And that’s coming from someone who kinda sucks at swimming

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Another book For Me

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

closer than ever before to becoming an Apple Music person now that I know there’s an app for PS5 and I can in fact play it from my tv if the need arises

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

utah state or boise state can either forfeit again and end their seasons or play and admit the previous forfeits were all an act for show. appears a bunch of folks didnt think beyond a very short term, whoops

submitted 100 days ago • 11 comments

Turned in my notice yesterday and today I begin the fight for my team to not have their dignity stripped and their work life wholly ruined by the CEO, at least while I am still in charge here. Here’s hoping it doesn’t get me fired early 🤞🏻

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

It’s real Blame April Hours at work for no good reason and I will be turning in my resignation first thing Monday morning. Who knew working an office job at an indie bookstore would bring me this much anger and dread?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment