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I should be allowed to lay down anywhere, anytime.

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“It ain’t new but I promise it’s as sturdy as can be. I’m pretty lucky to live in a place like this.” Soon, he entered into a building, which was apparently his home. He was right. It wasn’t new and it wasn’t a mansion, but it was pretty nice. “Welcome to the Robertson estate!”

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“Orange! I do got orange. Some little brats handed some out a few days ago.”

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“Nasty habit. I know I shouldn’t do it, but I can’t fuckin’ stop. My grandma would have my ass if she heard me talk like this all the time.” Too bad she was dead and gone, so she couldn’t stop him. Nevertheless, he started to walk towards his home. “It ain’t much, but it’s nice, I swear.”

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//I promise I’m not ignoring anyone! I’m just thinking about taking a nap.

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⠀ ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ 𝐑𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 . . . ㅤ ( ᴄᴏᴅᴇɴᴀᴍᴇ ) : 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚 ㅤ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ⠀ㅤ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ⠀ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇʟʏ. ⠀ royalvipera.carrd.co ♡ + ↻

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“Let’s see… got a couple of apples from work. Would that be any good?”

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“Fuck… I guess there’s a homeless shelter nearby or some shit?” Bruce hesitated, looking around as if he was searching for something. “Fuck. Fine. You can hide at my place until you find somewhere to go. Or find a way back home. Whatever.”

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⠀ ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ 𝐀𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 . . . ㅤ ᴍᴀɴ, ʟɪꜰᴇ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ㅤ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ㅤ druiidic.carrd.co ♡ + ↻ ⠀

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⠀⠀ ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 . . . ㅤ ( ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 ㅤ ᴅɪɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ, ㅤ ɪ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ㅤ deadlyxraven.carrd.co ♡ + ↻ ⠀⠀

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“Well… no, I don’t reckon.” He narrowed his eyes for just a moment, as if he was trying to come up with some snarky, bullshit response. At some point, he visibly gave up and sighed. “Fine. I just wouldn’t be surprised if the military had tech like that.”

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“Now look me in fuckin’ eyes and tell me why the hell I would think you were from the future.” He sounded dead serious, but far from upset. “This is Edinburgh. You can’t throw a rock without hittin’ a freak. Of course I’d think you were one of them before bein’ from the future.”

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“𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘹.” #HaloRP OC - Spartan IV Details below! • Friendly Mun - 30+ • FC: Helena Rey/Rhona Mitra • Mature Themes 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄! 🔞

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“I can tell. You’re a fuckin’ circus freak!” Maybe Bruce didn’t mean that as an insult, but it certainly could be taken as one. Except he had few limits on what he said. “You can’t tell me? What’s the deal? Hidin’ from the cops or what?”

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“1998. Edinburgh, Scotland.” Bruce at least thought he could relate. There had been a few too many nights of him accidentally going too hard and being fucked up enough to not know the date.

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//oh my goodness for a minute I thought I busted the zipper off my pants and I was going to be stuck in these forever. Scariest moment of my day.

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(Bruce hesitated, but wrapped his arms around him. Of course he was selfish enough to ask for attention right now, but maybe it was some attempt at comfort too.) I love you…

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“Well, it’s good to meet you too.” Bruce could at least pretend to be polite, even if he was scared a little shitless right now. Nevertheless, he accepted the handshake. It was the polite thing to do.

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“Me. Detective Bruce Robertson.” He spoke with a grin, as if he had revealed something important. He obviously wielded his job title like a shield. “And you? You at least have a name, right?”

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“Ah… well, honestly I was just bein’ nosey. Just lookin’ around.” For now, Bruce seemed to be more bark than bite. “Can’t I look wherever I want? Is there a law against that?”

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Don’t say that! (Bruce wanted to pretend to be embarrassed, but he knew good and well that he couldn’t keep his eyes off of the wet knife. It was nearly more than he could stand, he felt, the sight of it making a knot twist in his lower stomach. He wasn’t sure what he felt that he needed to do,—

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I believe you didn’t mean to hurt her. I believe that you really loved her. (And somehow, Bruce meant every single word that he said. He found himself smiling in an attempt to offer some sort of comfort.) It’s not too late… you have plenty of time to be yourself now. We both do.

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I ain’t fuckin’ short! I’m just— I’m a little under average! (Ignore the fact that he’s only 5’7 and absolutely clothed in an outfit that should have already been washed.)

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//on the other hand Bruce is short and he should be bullied for it.

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//why are there 400 of you here?… thank you?

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(Bruce wanted to pull away from the knife, but he also knew good and well that he enjoyed it too much to actually do that. Two parts of his brain actively fought against each other, but Bruce knew good and well that he would always listen to the one that demanded more pleasure. He had spent his—

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Ten years earlier? Young, but not too dumb. (Which was debatable. One could make an argument that Bruce was still dumb.) Only problem is Carole… I loved her. Really did for those first few years.

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"ᴛᴏ ᴅᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴀʟʟ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ!" ▼▼▼

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