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Trump has spent a third of his term so far on the golf course and it’s only February. He might break his old record but like everything with him that Depends.

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Spent the afternoon at Happy Hollow Park in San Jose to see the capybaras. So adorable!

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

📌NYT Headline: “Trump flips the script on Russia, blames Zelenskyy” Sorry, but what the fuck are we supposed to do with crap like this? 📌”Trump betrays Zelenskyy, surrenders to Russia” There, fixed it.

submitted 1 day ago • 77 comments

High stakes poker! 😂

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

submitted 2 days ago • 845 comments

List of our 23 Democratic governors plus an interesting fact about each. 1. Arizona – Katie Hobbs : As Secretary of State, she certified Arizona’s 2020 election results despite significant pressure and scrutiny. 📌 🧵 #TeamDemocracy

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

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Testicles usually drop at around nine months of age. Mike Pence’s took 65 years.

submitted 2 days ago • 575 comments

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

submitted 2 days ago • 1214 comments

Important info from Christopher on putting a freeze on your credit reports for protection. Especially timely given Apartheid Clyde’s access to all our data. Took me less than 5 minutes to complete all three. Do it!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t stop thinking about these two headlines

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America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

submitted 4 days ago • 599 comments

Keep your center Take breaks Don’t doomscroll Drink Water Take deep breaths Relax and unwind doing a favorite activity Read for fun, call a friend, make cookies, go for a walk Take good care of you

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