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detrea.bsky.social
Bussypop Phantom, DILF enthusiast. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.
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Based on how I've seen them handle my activist friends' email data, I'd say probably best not to put together anti-Trump petitions and directories with Google forms

incredibly weird that we can't go a week without hearing from two bugeyed fascist geeks about how much we need babies. who appointed these porcelain dorks? where's our weekly vanity fair profile of a circle k manager named kyle who thinks the world is overpopulated and everyone should be assfucking

"Some will ask, 'Can you recommend a good pediatrician who does not believe in vaccines?' No, I say, no more than I can recommend a good physicist who does not believe in gravity." -Eleanor R. Menzin, M.D. www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't. Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat." www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...

13 is playing Splatoon and the other players are not mincing words about American fascism lmao

Who did it better

This is correct from @joeweisenthal.bsky.social

The fact that we are also making lists of Jewish professors proves the harmlessness of our registry of autistic children. by Linda McMahon and RFK Jr.

Look I'm sorry for doing a nazi salute but you have to understand. someone was mean to me about my bad car

yes hello am sexy lady natasha bidnaturals. am so horny for launch codes. you give natasha launch codes, you make natasha pussy so wet! you give natasha fake launch codes, you make natasha pussy dry. like creek bed when the water not come. dry and flaky earth. not smell good. make natasha so mad.

This is true in the same way that everybody with an iPhone got a shit U2 album

I GOT ONE 😭

ma’am do you know why i pulled you ov- [cop sees a printout of a twink getting pounded on the floor of my car and immediately does the fentanyl reaction, nutting so hard he dies]

Another great animation of my comic by @robin.animates (on ig) - I love thinking that this little fish is out there somewhere #kneesinmotion

Slotkin wants Dems to run on the platform of an unhinged right-winger who lost her race by a ridiculous margin www.them.us/story/valent...

This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

I stream from my ps5 instead of having it directly connected to my tv and I don't know if I can land these qte in clair obscur☠

FJFHFHFHFH FINALLY GOT A PIC OF IT

This Saturday is one of our favorite days of the year: #IndependentBookstoreDay !!! If you can, support an indie bookstore in your community (and all the amazing work they do).

Fellow authors, I love you, and I know it feels like we don’t have a choice, but B&N and Am*zon both scheduled sales this week to preempt Independent Bookstore Day, a hugely vital source of income for indie bookstores. Please don’t promote their sales; please promote your local indie this week.

I had to go into an university library and ask how to use the printers

What if the village elder went on her own adventure?

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

For me, getting a text from the government asking if I was Jewish would definitely qualify as an unwelcome discussion

I am BEGGING people to stop using ChatGPT

billionaires spending their money on lavish bunkers is kind of apt and hopefully eventually hilarious, given who the most famous man to own a lavish bunker was, and what he wound up doing to himself in it

suppressing the horrors all by yourself, handsome?

Our long national nightmare of knowing what is killing us is finally over. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

I don’t think China is going to buckle but they may normalize relations again if we give them Trump like when countries loan exotic animals to zoos for diplomatic reasons. Like kids can throw diet cokes at his pen.

Everyone's like "wow JD Vance killed the pope" but I haven't seen anyone suggest the much funnier option which is that the pope killed himself just to be petty

TIL Katy Perry has financially manipulated so many old people out of their homes for her own benefit that she's got a law named after her www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...

Whoever at the CA bar was responsible for this should be fired immediately.

booby

Fingers crossed Gustav gets some thotty outfits. Like, I know he won't but I'm still gonna hope.

Now AI is even taking away Trey Parker and Matt Stone's jobs!

"Hey here are your results. I know they're wrong, but have you considered looking this up instead?"

going back way way before trump, one of the most disgusting things about right wing US politics is how they are willing and happy to ruin the lives of normal-ass people who happen to get caught up in whatever ridiculous media circus they create