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havin a hard time finding my bluesky identity combo of really dumb jokes and political stuff 🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇱🇵🇦🏴‍☠️
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sometimes i just wonder stuff and i don’t google it i just sit there and wonder like in the olden days

give me my shiny black gondola on a sunlit canal any day

not many people know this but Jerry Chen is actually 6 guys named Jerry Chen taking shifts. Jerry 4 is the funniest

scream with me if you have an old dog with bad legs but he’s actually A PUPPY thank you very much

it’s a sideWALK not a sideE-SCOOTER

Why didn’t this take off? Who cares about the flights when you have all of this available

oh come onnnn. my sugar face on a road trip 💖

the room service guy was chatty bringing the food in then saw my old dog snoring under a heating pad and said the most sincere “OH i’m sorry” and started whispering. tips outgoing

the robot is not wrong

well that’s no good

reminder that ketamine isn’t inherently bad. it can be a helpful medical tool for chronic pain and depression but if you’re an asshole using too much of it willy nilly then it’s very bad indeed

the r word is not okay but the infighting is so glorious

a fun clip #dance-moms #realitytv #trashtv

having an old dog with bad legs that thinks he’s bullet bill has me feeling like i wanna bullet jill out the house sometimes

a kinda good thing about a team of sociopaths in charge is that sociopaths aren’t actually on anyone else’s team

starting to wish I got to peak in high school too

phone screen was too bright so I picked up the tv remote and turned the volume down. uhhh

this but early 2000s with pizza pops and jerry springer

it’s a bummer this animation style didn’t take off

I’m a support worker for a guy who loves Anne Murray and I think we’re the two youngest humans to repeatedly blast her 1969 song “Snowbird” in the car in decades

nothing is high tech until there’s a silent garbage truck

doing new things so I can refresh my embarrassing memory reel that I play when I can’t sleep

iykyk

had a rude cab driver in Vegas go off about this last year. then he explained why universal healthcare would never work. Also said that Canada wouldn’t function without the US. I wonder how he’s doin

oh no it’s ninnypoo

piggybacks should be more readily available

shall we, sprinkle? let’s shall

this man won’t stop staring at me

optimistic nihilism is pointless

ya

nah i actually don’t smoke chronic i smoke occasional

aypples and banaynays