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Sorry I got too dark in the group chat it will happen again

She’s a 10 but she uses ChatGPT to write her meal plan for the week

Swimming Pools (Drank)

“I love fruit flavored gravel” Me, to myself as I’m fist deep in a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters

horny for a little bit of peace & quiet

I for once would like to spiral into control

@princess-kitt.bsky.social and I sharing one brain cell and got matching tattoos this weekend

yall mfs made of stuff and nonsense

I haven’t been saying skeetable things lately

Calories don’t count when you’re at a flea market

I am out of cold brew and coffee creamer. Not to be dramatic but I don’t know how I’m going to survive today

What’s working in sales like? I’m at a heavy metal concert trying to close a deal via email 🫠

Poughkeepsie Tapes? More like POOPkeepsie Tapes!!!!!

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best

The WWE Women’s Tag Team division is a joke

John Cena opening Raw tonight

Putting on a screen protector with my bare hands like I’m not a greasy little goblin made of dust and regret

The Last Of Us season 2 will be the death of me

I will never hate you John Cena #17TimeChampion

The ref always gets “injured” during the main event match at Wrestlemania

Triple H and the NEW WWE IC Champion, Dominik Mysterio.

Jesus has rizzen. Bro ghosted death like it was a situationship

On Saturday, we get flash sale ink

If I had a dollar for every time I said “um”, I could retire today

Update: I did it and cried a little bit

Me explaining why I want to watch The Office for the thousandth time

I am taking steroids to drain the fluid from my ears. Adverse side effects include talking like a bro, increasing my bench press max, and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast

My love language is serenading me with 2000s emo lyrics

Anyone have any ties to Hollywood? This would make a great movie @ninety9ine.bsky.social

This is the stupidest thing I’ve posted

A competitor of Bath and Body Works called Shower and Subconscious Breaks