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devon.bsky.social
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imagine spraying expanding foam into your ass

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

just watched an hour long video on refrigerators

submitted 706 days ago • 0 comments

man i wish the military industrial complex wasnt so fucking cool

submitted 706 days ago • 1 comment

crazy how 2010 was 30 years ago

submitted 712 days ago • 0 comments

ive been pissing nonstop all day

submitted 722 days ago • 0 comments

think i gave myself testicular torsion

submitted 726 days ago • 0 comments

if you don’t look at least 40% gay is your fit really fire?

submitted 732 days ago • 0 comments

@benratkey.com what do we have here 👀

submitted 733 days ago • 0 comments

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just got a costco membership so you know this shit is real

submitted 741 days ago • 0 comments

@deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com's mute lists are pretty fire i recommend

submitted 743 days ago • 1 comment

whoever invented root beer needs their peepee sucked expeditiously

submitted 743 days ago • 0 comments

up to something nefarious

submitted 744 days ago • 0 comments

these Kirkland Signature percs got me fucked up

submitted 746 days ago • 0 comments

87% of car crashes are caused by sober drivers but the drunk ones are the problem?

submitted 747 days ago • 0 comments

no I can’t hang out right now I’m caramelizing onions

submitted 751 days ago • 0 comments

idk how this Nirvana clothing brand only makes one shirt but stays profitable

submitted 751 days ago • 0 comments

This is what I tell myself when I get caught putting centipedes in the urinal 💯

submitted 752 days ago • 1 comment

dudes start tucking their t-shirt into their pants and think theyre a fashion icon

submitted 753 days ago • 1 comment

just realized cops are called 12 because 9 + 1 + 1

submitted 755 days ago • 0 comments

Annoying the shit out of people is my only true passion in life

submitted 755 days ago • 0 comments