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dewddrop.bsky.social
the time has come for me to be hot online again 🙂‍↕️ 30 something she/her classic babe. Posting pretty photos and bespoke screenshots. DMs open for moots and tippers 😌 $dewddropp
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Happy birthday to the great Bettie Page. 🫡

Hitting the vape as the Adderall wears off, daisy chaining substances like I’m afraid of my own thoughts

everyone send yulï all the good luck and most importantly some money- hand crafted faces are not cheap!! $wyntrxberry

I am working on my website 😭 please support me (theoretically. none of you actually get to know what my craft is or what's on this website but I've been unemployed for 6 months and I guess I need a new job)

Sometimes you think to yourself that you're not that stoned and then you forget how to take your hair clip out of your hair

being broken up / broken off with last week has done wonders for my movie stats and my garden

This is so real lmaoooo "She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

cleaned and charged all of my vibrators today because @dewddrop.bsky.social told me to

seeing some questionable skeets from hoomf (hot oomf) lately……….. pls stop……… stay hot……….

about 40 days ago I told a trans girl at a party that "it would be kind of cunt for the Pope to die during lent" and I felt super cringe about it afterwards but I hope she's forgiven me now

set yourself up for success this week, clean AND charge your toys ⚡

LEAVING THEM ON YOUR SINK DOES NOT COUNT. You know who you are👁👁

yes Conclave is giving cardinal bishiness, but does it have Vatican volleyball? We Have A Pope (🇮🇹 2011) is the sweet and funny tale of a crisis of faith at the highest level and a therapist who gets trapped in the conclave when his patient flees to the streets of Rome #filmsky 📽️

@ohhipaulie.bsky.social I reached the post Lynch Twin Peaks episodes and the phrase "James is just driving around on his motorcycle" is now crystal clear to me lol

OH COME ON STEPH!!!!

Monday morning time to gather wash and put away yr sex toys from the weekend

one time I earnestly called this book as Schlepping Towards Bethlehem and my friends have never let me live it down

sliding inside a cat girl and saying "ooooh big stretch!!"

As promised; Here I am in all my glory.

and thus concludes my mookie betts day😎

angel on one shoulder, devil on the other… . 📸: @takeiteazyjoey.bsky.social with @elisemckennaxxx.bsky.social

en motion

🍃 420 is everyday when you’re treez 🍃

neutron star lesbian (i only date girls that are incredibly dense)

weed time is forever but today is 420 🍃💨

en motion

It is almost time… HAPPY EASTER!

My perfect vacation is being shrunk down to the size of an egg and having a protective hen sit on me while I read books

Today we celebrate Him

I’d turn my back on you, but even that’s a reward 🦋 Self portrait LA 2022

it's warm in the house today

on this high holiday remember that the past-tense of "wake and bake" is "woke and toked"

This post is giving 420 Easter Bunny 🍃🐣🌱

I think today might be the day I bless the skyline with a little Dew in Motion. A little 4/20 blaze it moment. I'm feeling festive.

Qapla'!

i have this new toy that is making me come so fast and reliably i feel threatened it could be used as a forced orgasm machine 🫢

Commotion for the jumpsuit my friend gave me (to say nothing of the armpit hair)??

Russell Westbrook truly is the item box from Mario Kart