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I am the mask and the wearer, they/she/it 30+ I'm not updating this age every year, they just keep coming and i'm legal for all the things. https://dewritochan.neocities.org throw me a bone @ CA: $maxnotalex
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Going through an OLD hard drive and found this pic of a Duke Nukem Forever ad in the wild... Still don't quite know what to make of that marketing campaign...

Scared about all of the everything, and stressed about money, but I'm going to go hit up a bunch of goodwill stores and get an coney dog or perhaps a large burger with my mom tomorrow so like. On balance things are probably mostly ok.

It just occurred to me that understanding the metroidvania as what happens when precision platformers are allowed to cross-breed with point and click adventure games explains literally everything about why "Castlevania II: Simon's Quest" is Like That.

Industrial robot that's into knifeplay lamenting the fact that there's just no thrill if the implement in question is incapable of damaging their invulnerable metal skin, but they're no longer allowed to make recreational use of the shop's plasma cutter due to the Incident.

cortney

Tired of shotguns being the only weapons that ever seem to get sawed off. Currently holed up in my basement lab working on the world's first sawed-off catapult.

you'll never be rid of him

put me in the dirt, put me in a shirt (2022)

you all gotta hop on Neuroplast. not enough of you are reading Neuroplast

One President wildly exceeded his authority by forgiving some student loans; a different President barely scratched the surface of his authority by disappearing anyone he pleases without trial to a foreign gulag. Constitutional law is a serious intellectual enterprise.

I'm Not Gay But 8 Red Coins Is 8 Red Coins

A fun game to play online is figuring out people’s mental deal based purely on posting style. Like you get the Witcher vision and growl “hmm, oppositional defiant disorder”

Oh no the mighty mechanist has taken over Watoga! That's the last person we want taking over a mechanical town! The next page in the Watoga Journal #Fallout #Fallout76

is there any more clear sign that a game is Certified For Sickos than the developers giving a big thumbs up to clone fucking

GUY IN THE DRIVE-THRU LINE AT STARBUCKS: And anyway, it’s not like I’m *against* those guys, it’s just that women’s sports are women’s sports, you know? They should have their own league. ME: *injecting his cold brew with the COVID vaccine that gives you gender dysphoria* oh yeah no man for sure

oh my god right. i need to wrap up selaco before i dig much further into oblivion. sure i also slammed out morrowind in the middle there and started like twenty other games in the middle there, but i feel like i'm pretty close to rolling credits on chapter 1

i love not watching the marathon thingie because all i see is “this is the coolest shit ever. why does it suck?”

When the fantasy story has a wizard and the wizard is fucked up (alcoholic)🧙‍♂️🔥

Here's how the Zelda movie can make a quadrillion Rupees

the speedrun concert tonight was so legitimately wonderful 🤍 i was amazed at how the score was arranged to allow for dynamic transitions just like the game, making for a totally unique performance based on the run. wild!! hopefully more of these types of shows can exist in the future!!

Server's getting close to a state where I'd be happy to launch it publicly. Just a little more work left, but again for those of you who want that early invite.. hit me up in a private Bluesky Chat! (Or Discord if you have me on there.) If you're a furry who loves racing games, this is for you.

wherein i pull up the #1000xResist tag because i'm seeing more and more people getting into it and start crying about a game i played months ago because of all this fanart reminding me about all the things that happened. i'm gonna have to play it again soon.

#1000xRESIST memes be upon ye

another horrible idea I doodled on my phone during calculus (I'm sure you're sensing a trend here) [ #1000xResist]

older! jiaoiris thoughts... they make me feel SICK [ #1000xResist]

FROM LEGENDARY SUPERGROUP SISTERZ THE HOTTEST ALBUM OF 3047 ALLMO DAYS #art #fanart #1000xresist

Continuing the trend of silly glittery GIFs for #1000xRESIST here's the one I made for the 1000xRESIST discord server last week. (You should definitely go check out the other ones): bsky.app/profile/mynn...

I made a thing #1000xresist

#1000xResist

Slowly chipping away- #1000xRESIST

整/医/爆 #1000xRESIST #fanart

decided to make some wallpapers to feed my #1000xRESIST obsession

Go play #1000xResist. Right now. Don't look anything up, don't look at any posts about it, just fucking play it, right now. It's a story/walking sim but it's made me bawl several times over the past couple of days. Play it. Allow yourself to feel things.

When I got to this part in #1000xRESIST this immediately came to my mind

traditionally drawing them because they're infecting my brain everyday #1000xresist

Secretary: In the past, there were two genders that united to make children. Watcher: Relationships that WEREN'T just with girls? Weird as hell. #1000xRESIST

Whaaat....who made that...oh my gooddd........whaaaa...haha....crazy people *Shuffling away as quietly as possible* #1000xresist #jiaoiris ?

have NOT been able to stop thinking about #1000xRESIST. highest of high recommendations, fanart to come

fyi the #1000xresist feed is full of yuri fanart

Nicole is pretty idk #zenlesszonezero #ZZZ

"im not mewling! im not mewling!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a failgirl.

I try to be open-minded about other people's kinks, but I keep seeing sneaker fetish art that depicts people wearing outdoor shoes in bed, and, like, there has to be a line.

i don't remember what happened saturday, july 9th of 2022, that i made this to reply to someone in my chat with, but this hasn't stopped being relevant yet.

hi, you should all read this btw. i just finished the most recent chapter and now i need to go scream into a pillow or something as i wait for the next one.