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dexcoon.bsky.social
Raccoon living in southern Maine. Gearhead, motorcyclist, outdoorsman, vintage tech and audio nerd, collector of things, LGBTQ+, horny gray ace, autistic, anxious, pro socialism, pro gun control, pro nuclear, ACAB. Telegram is the same username as here. PM
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Plz put your junk in my face 🥺

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I really hate playing this game of coming into work every day unsure if I'll still have a job.

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Espresso go brrrr

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Might be losing my job with this new executive order 🙃

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"what kind of trim should we put in our new car?" "Yes"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

submitted 6 days ago • 840 comments

Raccoon bulge for you ~ 👀🌭

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Autograph Hunting! Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/116330... subscribestar.adult/posts/1588063

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

When you clear the driveway only to have the wind fill it back in

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My parents are telling me I don't have to worry about the stuff going on in the government because I was hired based on merit and not DEI; and that me being gay and autistic has no bearing on that 😒

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Having a heat radiator under the coat rack in the hall closet is a luxury feature I never knew I needed until I had it. Now I never want to live without it.

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My TV keeps showing a pop-up asking me to review Samsung's privacy policies. I hate modern tech. Why does my TV even have a privacy policy?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

30 lbs down 👀

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Cat, you have to know by now that eating the house plants makes you throw up. So why do you keep doing it?

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

CW: IRL Nudes Why don't you get under the covers with me?

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This has been my ride for the past week. Got that big Altima energy.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Got no dick on V day :c

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Zeus is getting salt and peppery looking as he gets old

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

ok! www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

submitted 10 days ago • 1012 comments

Life is turning into a really shitty, ugly cyberpunk cartoon that is not fun or nice to look it. It's not challenging or throught-provoking. It's just an endless stream of dumb, messy, greedy plans being carried out by completely detached people who see us as livestock.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

CW: Vomit What the actual fuck, cat?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Remember the part of the Bible where Jesus says you go to hell if you're sober or have celiac disease? www.independent.co.uk/life-style/f...

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

There was a brand new mailbox in place of my old one at the end of my road. Apparently someone hit it and took it upon themselves to actually install a brand new one for me. That was pretty damn honest of them.

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Can anyone recommend a walk behind salt spreader that works? I bought 2 this weekend and returned them both because they jammed every few feet.

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Man, imagine how nice the PNW must be. Hardly any snow, mild weather year round, cars don't rust after 5 years, can commute by motorcycle year round.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

It looks like they haven't learned yet. www.yahoo.com/news/unitedh...

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I can't wait to pee in it!

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Costco, which has come out saying it supports DEI, will make no changes to its existing programs, AND pays workers a minimum of $30/hour, is up 15% YTD. Target, which announced it is ending all DEI programs and has a minimum wage of $15-$24/hour, is down over 4%. Keep voting with your wallet.

submitted 15 days ago • 263 comments

Having a microwave with a "sensor reheat" button is such a game changer.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

More brands to avoid going forward. Showing they will happily throw you under the bus for a quick buck

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck kind of captcha bullshit is this? Why is every bit of technology in my life becoming so full of bullshit that it's unusable?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If you still use X you are directly lining the pockets of the Nazi that just couped the US government.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta get a long HDMI cord so I can stream youtube from my laptop or something. Youtube without an adblocker is pretty much unusable now on a smart TV

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments