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When you find that things are getting wild, don’t you want days like these | BCAFC | 24 | He/Him
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DETECTIVE: did you know the victim WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss DETECTIVE: did you see what happened WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss

submitted 68 days ago • 15 comments

Making friends at the wine tasting by asking everyone if they spit or swallow.

submitted 75 days ago • 82 comments

meditate on this tweet frequently

submitted 83 days ago • 15 comments

I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?

submitted 87 days ago • 398 comments

sonic heroes is pretty plainly the best 3D sonic game as a work of pure elemental game design. constantly making decisions. team formation, shortcuts, everything has tradeoffs and there’s always opportunities to optimise. which is why it’s extra funny it controls Like That

submitted 90 days ago • 39 comments

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

submitted 91 days ago • 1282 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

Sonic Heroes🔵🔴🟡🔥🔥🔥 #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #idwsonic #sonicfanart #tailsthefox #knucklestheechidna #rougethebat #shadowthehedgehog #bigthecat #amyrose #creamtherabbit #SonicHeroes #charmythebee #vectorthecrocodile #espiothechameleon #omega

submitted 98 days ago • 31 comments

Quick post to state my interests for any folk following me One Piece Football FPL Darts COD BG3 Few animes like JJK, JJBA, Black Clover Stardew Terraria

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment