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Here’s my opinion on the new typescript compiler: You should write programs in the language you want to.

not sure why people are getting my /s for sarcastic confused with my /s for sincere

Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume, on a unicycle. You're welcome.

By all rights, this should be my main platform but I can't seem to get into it.

NEW EPISODE! Our esteemed guests @justinschuh.com and @matthewdgreen.bsky.social joined us to debate whether `Dual_EC_DRBG` was intentionally backdoored by the NSA or 'just' a major fuckup: securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/12/07/d... www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0eo...

Being an internet personality is an absolutely idiotic career choice for a man who hates conflict. How did I end up here...

Mossad's exploding pager op began 10 yrs ago with explosives in walkie-talkies. Hezbollah bought 16,000+ of these, but Mossad didn't detonate them until this yr. In 2022 Mossad began booby-trapping pagers too. Unlike walkie-talkies, which only got worn in battle, Hezbollah wore pagers all the time

Buxton's persistence in challenging the Tuskegee Syphilis Study is a reminder of the willful ignorance of the scientific and medical establishments to racial (and other forms of) injustice. Today we see it in the refusal to ban (or even regulate) the pulse oximeter. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

neondatabase / neon: Neon: Serverless Postgres. We separated storage and compute to offer autoscaling, code-like database branching, and scale to zero. ★15513 https://github.com/neondatabase/neon

@safety.bsky.app when you make a vague post about bots tomorrow, remember to tag me Thanks <3

Okay I'm going to sleep now, but for the folks asleep now, or just waking up; I got banned! I appealed and was denied! And yet here I am! Posting from my silly account. My aaron tracking bot got banned though, Cause aaron liked a porn scraper bot and didn't like that it was public. Anyway, im alive🥰

as a quick note. Yes, the bot i made posted what Aaron liked. No, I did not make the posts. I was out drinking with friends. I tried to reply to a post but was told my account was removed. I didn't know what the bot posted until others posted screenshots.

so you're telling me the head of bluesky trust and safety got caught in 4K liking porn bot posts like a pervert and as a mid-jerkoff panic response banned the trans woman who made the bot that noticed it? is that about the size of things?

He’s done! Just in time to send him to his new home for the holidays.

A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it. She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid." I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

Pretty dope review of Character Limit in the UK's print-only Private Eye

free as in pizza not beer

free as in beer or free as in pizza

Trump hates dst, on that we can agree

Are you tired of downloading a full copy of nixpkgs for every project? Update your flake inputs to do this more incrementally: ```diff - nixpkgs.url = "github:NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-unstable"; + nixpkgs.url = "git+https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs?shallow=1&ref=nixpkgs-unstable"; ```

Another thing I made this year. Pigeon history!

These people are literally murderers. They're choosing, deliberately and with full knowledge that it leads to worsening health and possibly death, to withhold care for the sole reason of making more profit. But there isn't any outcry in mass media about it.

I don’t know anything about the Syrian military, but have you ever watched American military planes on FlightRadar? They change flight numbers, hex codes, destinations, speeds, drop off and on the map, turn into helicopters, and all sorts of other fun things.

When I say Bluesky is a bizarre and exciting experiment, this is both /not at all/ and /exactly/ what I mean.

They’re SO CLOSE to getting it. So close.

I’m only a failure by human standards. if I was a children’s book badger in an apron I’d be like “whoa this house is massive, and I own so many cheeses and jams.”

Mother Jones, the namesake of your magazine, famously gave a stump speech to a bunch of United Mine Workers right before they started a shooting war with their bosses. She was sentenced to 20 years in prison for conspiracy to commit murder.

finally got the blue check that actually matters

[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*

Look what they're doing with OAuths