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Writer/filmmaker in the middle of nowhere, which is one of the smaller markets. Freelance video editor, St. Louis native. RenFaireRealEasy.com
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TACO describes a single circumstance: if you're a stock trader, there's a pattern to Trump announcing something (knocking the market down) but then walking it back somewhat (and the market goes right back up). Point is, don't panic sell. Outside of that one situation, it's inaccurate and unhelpful.

ICE trying to get inside your home.

how many balloons to make baby float but not fly away

No more masked ICE agents. Unmask the terrorists.

I know Star Wars is a space fantasy and all, but I feel like the moment the sequel trilogy lost me was when Starkiller base took out that planet. The movie very clearly tries to obscure that the weapon doesn’t make any sense. It’s not near the planet it destroys, it just…can get there, apparently.

going to hell 👍🏻

if elton john was from minnesota: dontchakno, i’m still standin

It does suck that "AI" now means both generative AI (boo hiss) and a whole basket of incredibly useful machine learning techniques.

Here’s the deal with Casper the Friendly Ghost. I don’t get his fucking deal, don’t WANT to get his fucking deal.

i really think that these sites being the way people increasingly form their perceptions of how sexual selection works has catastrophic implications for gender relations going forward

Guy who only knows one type of white collar crime: Sounds Ike Bass Pro Shops was running a… [puts on sunglasses] pyramid scheme.

Quick! Give AOC five dollars!!!!

Jonathan Joss was MURDERED. Words matter here. He was MURDERED. it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man. Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.

Dammit Frog that’s not even close

[Important] he is under the chair, with the lambchop.

Damn right he treats big Lampchop just like little Lampchop. We’re playing fetch

Is my puppy 😃

Wouldn't it be cool if other Adam movies had trading cards? I want House of Gucci cards and Dead Don't Die cards.

At least someone will write a book about it. No other possible solution.

Evangelicals: Watch out for the antichrist!! Also Evangelicals: *elects antichrist*

Always funny to see British/EU chefs, even really experienced ones, do a recipe that actually requires volumetric measuring and they just grab a random cup in the kitchen and scale the recipe to that.

Oh, look, I wrote this two months ago.

I have seen a vision of the future, and in that vision Elon Musk joins the scientology and they take nearly all his money.

You know it’s an actual vague fear of mine that during my 5 day moving road trip across the country soon, I’ll be stopped & abducted by masked ICE goons. I’ve never been more thankful that I’m a boring middle aged white guy with privilege but even Aussies are getting locked up & deported now.

Why are the cords on everything so short now? Yea, I own a lot of powers strips, that’s your business because…

An an autism, I have a finely tuned plan to navigate this unique social situation* *this does not match the expectations of neurotypicals

I have so many good ideas but I’m just so dumb.

You thought I would live my doggie LESS this close to bedtime???? He sleeps in the bed my guy.

You would not believe how much of a scold I am about filing taxes being technically free.

I swear, I’m about to put on my PJs and check my watch.

Call me a poltergeist the way I want these people OUTTA MY HOUSE

do i use “fuckaas” this much???

Here’s the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, I’m going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country. Otherwise, it’s just racism.

I think the current push for autistics to unmask and be their 1000% true selves at all times (which is always assumed to be a complete departure from who they currently are) is going to end up messing people up as much as masking.