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dgarvanski.bsky.social
I play games, I develop web apps and am currently working on a game of my own.
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Just had the best comedy bit in my life when my kid decided that a hand puppet called Zinkie, the Annoying Turtle had to prove he's not a baby by saying "grown-up" stuff. It started with "I hAVe to Go tO WoRk" and went into "I MadE soMe InVestMents but The sTock MarKet CRaSHed!" Killed the room.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The mobile game market is so fucked that I'm getting these classic fake mobile game ads for the new fucking DC Comics game. You should be able to actually show what the game is, right? It's Superman and Batman. I don't need to see Superman going in a straight line, collecting x2 and X5 multipliers.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Power cut out for two hours today. My oven didn't know what time it was, my PC couldn't start Steam, my dryer didn't know what to do so it just started over. My dishwasher was like "Yeah? We were doing dishes, right? What was it? 35 minutes left? Got ya, mate!"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I hate that the Citadel painting app expects you to have every possible paint colour. Like, "Yeah, right! Why don't I just go and drop €100 on paints right now!?" but then you do follow the instructions on there if you have the paints and it comes out fucking perfect. Hate that they're right.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

They always use "they're doing [thing] to mice!" to try and devalue the importance of the research being done. Sure, spraying rats with bobcat urine and trying to cure mice with HIV sounds weird but you can't do the shit they're doing to mice to people.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Playing NFS Underground was the coolest thing ever when it came out but now, while it's still one of the best racing games ever, I laughed so hard when I finished a race while listening to Fuel's Quarter and then had a drag race in a 2003 Ford Focus with a carbon hood. Hood scoop included.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Microsoft making an AI that can "generate ideas" for games is truly revolutionary. The one thing game development lacks is ideas guys.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Probably the last retro PC build I do. At this point, I can't really get it more powerful to a point that it matters for a Windows XP build and I, definitely, can't make it smaller. So here's a bit of a "Hey! I know this one!" game for you. #retrogaming #retropc

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment