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silently judging your footwear not even slightly interested in your obsession with masculinity best damn hugger đź“Ťminneapolis
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When a friend asks for help, you help them!

Do any of y’all have dashboard mounts for your phones in your cars? I need recommendations!

I have to put a new notch in my belt because I’ve been eating less and taking vitamins lately. I’m the world’s only 360lb twink 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

I AM GONNA FUCKING CRY, THE 19 IS BACK kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

My balls in my Chubbies shorts after spending the last few weeks wearing gusseted Duluth Trading pants

The discover feed finally sent me a post from a former friend’s narcissistic instagay husband. The one with well over 50k followers who told me I didn’t engage with his posts often enough for his liking. Found the former friend’s account too. Enjoy being rich in Monopoly, boys. Not interested.

Enough time has passed. BlimP >>>>> oomf

Show me you in a hat 🧢 As a bald, I wear many hats. Sometimes they’re backward, sometimes they’re forward, sometimes they’re made of synthetic materials, and sometimes they have no brim at all! As a hat wearer I believe it’s important to be well-rounded 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

I would like to think if teenage-me saw how now-me dresses that he would be like “hell yeah”

WHERE MY BLIMPIES AT

NO NO NO NO NO NO

A piece of the rubber insert on my otterbox case just fell off. Time for a new iPhone.