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i thought sean baker's speech was really inspiring

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

“My only regret is they should have brought rifles,” Stewart Rhodes said four days after Jan. 6. “We could have fixed it right then and there,” he said. “I'd hang fucking Pelosi from the lamppost.”

Respectfully (and I genuinely mean this), I’ve never heard a single regular person ask for “bipartisanship.” That’s inside nonsense. They want things to work. If the other party refuses to work for people, be the ones who will. Fight for people. Make it plain who isn’t, and who THEY’RE for.

A Brady Bunch prequel, but it's a dark Netflix series about what really happened to Mike and Carol's first spouses.

shot chaser

Well this is grim

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

When she’s right she’s right

A thing everyone has forgotten is that Donald Trump basically sprang Roger Stone from prison so he could help with the coup and it was maybe a one day story.

A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?

All of these things can be true: - Hunter Biden broke the law. - Hunter Biden traded on his last name to make money. - Hunter Biden’s actions were exploited and wildly exaggerated by unscrupulous Republicans in an effort to damage his father.

Yep. Biden, wanting to Uphold the Norms, agreed to keep on a Trump-appointed prosecutor who was probing his son. Created a special counsel to probe his own post-VP document retention. Kept on Durham so he could finish a Trump-ordered probe of 2016. What did he get? Nothing. So here he goes.

If you don’t give Trump precedents he famously toes the line, so big unforced error by Biden here

BREAKING: Kash Patel, Trump’s Zelig, is being nominated for head of FBI. His only purpose will be retribution against all the people who wronged Trump. He was chief of staff to acting secretary of defense Chris Miller on J6 and DENIED 14 calls for the National Guard! I was there.

My current situation.

"Please don't put in the newspaper that I'm mad"

A lot of people are saying that fentanyl is good. President-Elect Trump is here to tell you that it’s bad

Seeing big Twitter accounts that stopped posting in 2023 suddenly come back now that this place is popular

Hard not to escape the conclusion that the Brazilian judicial system works better than its American equivalent

Editor: You get that chicken painted on to the van? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

For the record, it’s absurd that we are being thrust into four more years with a depraved sociopath in the Oval Office of the country that I love.

This is why I said we needed to hold off on the day-after hot takes about What The Election Means. We still don’t have all the numbers but it’s clear any talk of a “mandate” was wildly overblown. He won, yes. But only narrowly.

Mitch McConnell had polio. Mitch needs to be absolutely spiking RFKs nomination, but…. Nah

This is basically Dunkirk. After that the allies felt hopeless, four years later they crushed them. So will we

Given how close the election and how few votes separated electoral maj, imposs to make sweeping conclusions. I’m thinking of how to block horrific nominees, motivate govs to step up, protect vulnerable and set stage for 2026. None of it requires analysis of how/why Dems lost

Lawler: I'm pretty sure I called him a clown and a charlatan. Raju: And you're sticking by that. Lawler: Yes. Raju: Should a clown and a charlatan run the DOJ? Lawler: We’ll let the process play out

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

THIS

the washington post is doing global women's summit featuring lara trump. democracy dies right here in the united states.

JVL, you scamp

As Maya Angelou once said, When people show you who they are, check with Susan Collins before overreacting.

I still hear people complaining “Bluesky is so small. It just doesn’t have the *reach* of Xitter/Threads” and… I mean… I totally agreed with that when BlueSky had 100,00 users. And when it had 1,000,000 users. It’s now at 14.5M users. AND STILL GROWING. How big do you need it to be?

Friendly reminder to new arrivals that a lot of people have been here for a year or two, so if you show up acting like this place is a barren wilderness that you’ll finally make into something good … it’s not going to go well.

There is like one Fox News personality who hasn’t had an affair or stabbed a tire to get someone to fuck them or gotten involved in some weird controversy and she’s the token liberal on the Five.

*reading a memo on official White House stationery* The all-new Epic Federal CyberGovernment 2.0+ will feature 69% staff reduction eliminating 420,000 jobs lolololol but don't worry anyone named Rick or Morty is safe lololol

How can so many prominent people believe this. Musk is very clearly the most malignant force on earth right now.

George C. Marshall was Secretary of Defense. Former Secretary of State. Originator of Marshall Plan. Five-star general. Next up as SecDef: Co-host of 'Fox and Friends.'

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI